And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Sep 12, 2007 9:49:07 am PDT #9955 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Nuh-uh. I don't want to hear about other people's sex lives at work! My job is full of enough TMI.

Well, I understand that, but it's better than having to remember where you are in the rotation of alarm-didn't-go-off/dog-got-out/couldn't-find-the-keys/traffic-snarl etc.

"You shall not pass. Dumbass."

They could hire Sir Ian McKellen to do the PSAs!

And, see I was thinking of Kurtwood Smith playing Gandalf


Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 9:54:06 am PDT #9956 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe it's pursuing Tropical Depression Lolita. (sorry)

Nice.

Daisy, I would be OK if it could be folded into some other category -- I don't mind of people do it, I just don't want to know!


Connie Neil - Sep 12, 2007 9:58:55 am PDT #9957 of 10001
brillig

I am much enamored of the tales of Lord Pratt. The English should have a program to preserve the classic mad British nobleman type.

I also note that according to Joss/various sources, Spike's real last name is Pratt. Hm . . .


Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 10:00:26 am PDT #9958 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, ouch. Every time I stand up, I feel more rickety. Is this going to be better or worse in the morning? Please say better. I have shit to do! I need a new cable box, and my cat needs a rabies shot!


Dana - Sep 12, 2007 10:04:55 am PDT #9959 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Unfortunately, Jesse, you'll probably stiffen up overnight. Take some ibuprofen before bed.


Ginger - Sep 12, 2007 10:06:53 am PDT #9960 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"Err..." we said, "Well, yeah, probably Jesus has rhythm..."

Now I'm stuck with "I've got rhythm, I've got music, I've got my god, who could ask for anything more?"


Lee - Sep 12, 2007 10:06:54 am PDT #9961 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hey, I have to take my cat to get a rabies shot tomorrow too!


Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 10:07:09 am PDT #9962 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

WAH WAH WAH. Ibuprofin is a genius idea, though. I'll take some now.


Sue - Sep 12, 2007 10:11:27 am PDT #9963 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Charisma Carpenter to do Celebrity Apprentice: [link]


shrift - Sep 12, 2007 10:11:52 am PDT #9964 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

We've officially busted out the Morlock jokes here at Chez Ghetto Skyscraper. Someone who isn't moving down to the sub-sub-sub-basement just gasped, "Nobody comes back from there!"