Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Sep 12, 2007 10:04:55 am PDT #9959 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Unfortunately, Jesse, you'll probably stiffen up overnight. Take some ibuprofen before bed.


Ginger - Sep 12, 2007 10:06:53 am PDT #9960 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"Err..." we said, "Well, yeah, probably Jesus has rhythm..."

Now I'm stuck with "I've got rhythm, I've got music, I've got my god, who could ask for anything more?"


Lee - Sep 12, 2007 10:06:54 am PDT #9961 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hey, I have to take my cat to get a rabies shot tomorrow too!


Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 10:07:09 am PDT #9962 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

WAH WAH WAH. Ibuprofin is a genius idea, though. I'll take some now.


Sue - Sep 12, 2007 10:11:27 am PDT #9963 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Charisma Carpenter to do Celebrity Apprentice: [link]


shrift - Sep 12, 2007 10:11:52 am PDT #9964 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

We've officially busted out the Morlock jokes here at Chez Ghetto Skyscraper. Someone who isn't moving down to the sub-sub-sub-basement just gasped, "Nobody comes back from there!"


Frankenbuddha - Sep 12, 2007 10:12:13 am PDT #9965 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Err..." we said, "Well, yeah, probably Jesus has rhythm..."

Jesus is way cool.


amych - Sep 12, 2007 10:12:57 am PDT #9966 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

No wonder there are so many Christians.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 12, 2007 10:13:17 am PDT #9967 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

We've officially busted out the Morlock jokes here at Chez Ghetto Skyscraper. Someone who isn't moving down to the sub-sub-sub-basement just gasped, "Nobody comes back from there!"

You don't need to exagerate when you say your work is a pit of despair.


bon bon - Sep 12, 2007 10:13:22 am PDT #9968 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Jesse you have cancer. Sorry.

Also as a person who frequently falls and bumps into things, it might be sore for a few days, as Dana says.