Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?

Xander ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Sep 12, 2007 8:39:18 am PDT #9931 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Next Chicagoista outing? [link]

Ooh, it's got stripping there too.


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 8:43:25 am PDT #9932 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Anyone know enough about the stock market (especially put options) to be able to tell if this is true? [link]

It's very conspiracy theory-ish, but the central assertion should (I think) be easy to prove true or false.

eta: OK, it sounds like the story was exaggerated. I think I just spent too much time in wacko-conspiracy land....


Frankenbuddha - Sep 12, 2007 8:43:41 am PDT #9933 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I have been invited to go see Manos: Rock Opera of Fate!

I don't think I want to spend $15 on a ticket until someone confirms that the rock opera will include singing the praises of pants.

I think you HAVE to see this. If only to let us know if they somehow utilize the haunting Torgo theme.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 12, 2007 8:45:13 am PDT #9934 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Ooh, it's got stripping there too.

Not to mention CDs for Evil Dead: The Musical and Boomstick!: The Musical. Awsome indeed.


bon bon - Sep 12, 2007 8:52:55 am PDT #9935 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Tommy, I don't think we're all going to die in a month and only that particular publication knows about it. It's bullshit. Note also here: [link]


Vortex - Sep 12, 2007 8:54:58 am PDT #9936 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Russians given day off to have sex


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 8:57:13 am PDT #9937 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tommy, I don't think we're all going to die in a month and only that particular publication knows about it. It's bullshit. Note also here: [link]

Yeah, I accidentally strayed into a conspiracy website of the type where no one bothers to check if things are true....


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 9:01:32 am PDT #9938 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Male-Female Crabs Split their Difference

David Johnson and Robert Watson thought they had seen all there was to see in the Chesapeake Bay in almost three decades until they pulled out a crab from the way that had a male left half and a female right half. Now, that crab, acquired by Romuald Lipcius of the Virginia Institute of Marine Science at the College of William & Mary, has moved sideways into the world of natural metabolites where its gynandromorphic peculiarities have helped scientists, for the first time, discover that some molecules can be made only by one sex and not the other.

"Gynandromorphic Peculiarities" would be a good band name.


Dana - Sep 12, 2007 9:23:33 am PDT #9939 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Apparently the weather service has a slogan to convince people not to drive into high water.

Turn Around, Don't Drown.

I guess it rhymes better than "What are you, a dumbass?"


Daisy Jane - Sep 12, 2007 9:24:14 am PDT #9940 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Russians given day off to have sex

I told y'all about my idea that people should be able to call in "all sexed up" right? I think it would make the world a much more pleasant place. Seriously.