Apparently the weather service has a slogan to convince people not to drive into high water.
Turn Around, Don't Drown.
I guess it rhymes better than "What are you, a dumbass?"
Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Sep 12, 2007 9:23:33 am PDT #9939 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Daisy Jane - Sep 12, 2007 9:24:14 am PDT #9940 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Russians given day off to have sex
I told y'all about my idea that people should be able to call in "all sexed up" right? I think it would make the world a much more pleasant place. Seriously.
Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 9:28:41 am PDT #9941 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Nuh-uh. I don't want to hear about other people's sex lives at work! My job is full of enough TMI.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 12, 2007 9:33:00 am PDT #9942 of 10001
What is even happening?
Apparently the weather service has a slogan to convince people not to drive into high water.
Turn Around, Don't Drown.
I guess it rhymes better than "What are you, a dumbass?"
Yeah, but it's no: "You shall not pass. Dumbass."
sumi - Sep 12, 2007 9:33:52 am PDT #9943 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
"You shall not pass. Dumbass."
What Gandalf should have said.
Tom Scola - Sep 12, 2007 9:33:57 am PDT #9944 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
"You shall not pass. Dumbass."
They could hire Sir Ian McKellen to do the PSAs!
DavidS - Sep 12, 2007 9:34:05 am PDT #9945 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Cindy! I just emailed you.
DavidS - Sep 12, 2007 9:34:20 am PDT #9946 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Also, I have a theological question...
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 9:37:05 am PDT #9947 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
(CBS) SACRAMENTO A woman is admitted to the Sacramento mental hospital, after trying to drive off with a fire engine, half-naked.
Fire officials say the attempted theft happened when they were on a first aid call. The driver of the fire engine says he was at the back of the truck, when he heard the accelerator. He found Schilicia Griffin in the driver's seat, and pulled her out.
Officials say Griffin was just released from the mental hospital shortly before she tried to steal the truck. She has been re-admitted for evaluation.
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Also, I have a theological question...
Virgin birth! Original sin!
Dana - Sep 12, 2007 9:37:49 am PDT #9948 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I hereby elect Cindy to the weather service.