Nuh-uh. I don't want to hear about other people's sex lives at work! My job is full of enough TMI.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 9:28:41 am PDT #9941 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 12, 2007 9:33:00 am PDT #9942 of 10001
What is even happening?
Apparently the weather service has a slogan to convince people not to drive into high water.
Turn Around, Don't Drown.
I guess it rhymes better than "What are you, a dumbass?"
Yeah, but it's no: "You shall not pass. Dumbass."
sumi - Sep 12, 2007 9:33:52 am PDT #9943 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
"You shall not pass. Dumbass."
What Gandalf should have said.
Tom Scola - Sep 12, 2007 9:33:57 am PDT #9944 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
"You shall not pass. Dumbass."
They could hire Sir Ian McKellen to do the PSAs!
DavidS - Sep 12, 2007 9:34:05 am PDT #9945 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Cindy! I just emailed you.
DavidS - Sep 12, 2007 9:34:20 am PDT #9946 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Also, I have a theological question...
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 9:37:05 am PDT #9947 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
(CBS) SACRAMENTO A woman is admitted to the Sacramento mental hospital, after trying to drive off with a fire engine, half-naked.
Fire officials say the attempted theft happened when they were on a first aid call. The driver of the fire engine says he was at the back of the truck, when he heard the accelerator. He found Schilicia Griffin in the driver's seat, and pulled her out.
Officials say Griffin was just released from the mental hospital shortly before she tried to steal the truck. She has been re-admitted for evaluation.
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Also, I have a theological question...
Virgin birth! Original sin!
Dana - Sep 12, 2007 9:37:49 am PDT #9948 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I hereby elect Cindy to the weather service.
flea - Sep 12, 2007 9:39:30 am PDT #9949 of 10001
information libertarian
He found Schilicia Griffin in the driver's seat, and pulled her out.
How would you pronounce that first name?
Liese S. - Sep 12, 2007 9:40:07 am PDT #9950 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Virgin birth! Original sin!
I could just give the overly churched, insufficiently loved, default kiddo answer when a missionary asks any question..."God! Jesus! The Bible!" One of those must be right, they assume.
Yesterday we were at a tiny mission school on Navajo, and trying to get the littlest kiddoes to come up with things that have rhythm. The SO was trying to get them to say "clock" and so leaned his head toward the classroom clock, saying, "Something right around this area." But his head was right next to the standard issue Christ portrait, so the kids all shouted, happily, "Jesus!"
"Err..." we said, "Well, yeah, probably Jesus has rhythm..."