I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Sep 12, 2007 7:37:34 am PDT #9896 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

My question is, what did they expect Kathy Griffin to do? I assume at least some of the people watched her show in order to vote for her. She's not exactly timid.


JZ - Sep 12, 2007 7:38:28 am PDT #9897 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Best. Obituary. Ever!

Heh. I was just about to say "Whee! Just as good as that one a few months ago about the super-louche Continental count!" and then Tom went and posted that one too!

Both these men? Even with the short tempers and the accidental shootings and the general sloungey good-for-nothingness, just by existing they probably did more material good for the world than Bill Donahue has done with all his most vigorous efforts.


shrift - Sep 12, 2007 7:43:46 am PDT #9898 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

tommy, I think you should fear shrift, since her time in fandom will have given her an endless supply of ideas on how to make passive-agressive complaints.

I could run the Ministry of Complaints! And the Ministry of Getting Famous People To Make Out For Charity.


brenda m - Sep 12, 2007 7:46:50 am PDT #9899 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Pratt was generally ill at ease with modern technology, and even after his motor accident at Oxford he remained a demon car driver, terrifying passengers with his speed and overtaking technique, which he often employed on blind bends at speeds of more than 70mph.

Several years ago, in Italy, he had a miraculous escape when he overturned his car on the main road between Grosseto and Siena.

Pratt managed to escape prosecution by disarming the local police with his charm, wit and smattering of pidgin Italian.

Pratt was equally dangerous with firearms. On one drive he shot a fellow gun in the eye, and invitations to shoot dried up.

OMG, you know who this guy is? It's Toad of Toad Hall!


Jessica - Sep 12, 2007 7:47:50 am PDT #9900 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Interesting:

Exploring the neurobiology of politics, scientists have found that liberals tolerate ambiguity and conflict better than conservatives because of how their brains work.

In a simple experiment reported todayin the journal Nature Neuroscience, scientists at New York University and UCLA show that political orientation is related to differences in how the brain processes information.

Previous psychological studies have found that conservatives tend to be more structured and persistent in their judgments whereas liberals are more open to new experiences. The latest study found those traits are not confined to political situations but also influence everyday decisions.

The results show "there are two cognitive styles -- a liberal style and a conservative style," said UCLA neurologist Dr. Marco Iacoboni, who was not connected to the latest research.

Based on the results, he said, liberals could be expected to more readily accept new social, scientific or religious ideas.

"There is ample data from the history of science showing that social and political liberals indeed do tend to support major revolutions in science," said Sulloway, who has written about the history of science and has studied behavioral differences between conservatives and liberals.


Dana - Sep 12, 2007 7:48:12 am PDT #9901 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

He sounds a little like Lord Peter Wimsey, except I'm sure Lord Peter spoke fluent Italian and was a perfect shot.


Sue - Sep 12, 2007 7:49:56 am PDT #9902 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I think the decaf coffee I just had wasn't. Getting all jittery...


Daisy Jane - Sep 12, 2007 7:50:21 am PDT #9903 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I don't know enough science, much less about the study to really argue with it, but behavioral science usually strikes me as, well BS. I particularly hate the ones that tell me what I'm naturally supposed to be like as a girl.


Toddson - Sep 12, 2007 7:51:27 am PDT #9904 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Also Peter Wimsey COULD drive. And was actually, you know, intelligent.


brenda m - Sep 12, 2007 7:52:59 am PDT #9905 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

See, but Toad even brings the rotund and argumentative along with the reckless and causing (and emerging unscathed from) dreadful occurances.

Incidentally, Tina Brown's new Diana book is supposed to actually be a really interesting look at the fortunes of the British aristocracy over the past thirty or forty years.