Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 10:34:31 am PDT #9742 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

if your employer is not reporting it as a bonus, I wouldn't

Uh, I'm pretty sure they aren't reporting it as *anything.* Even our end-of-year bonuses aren't included on our W-2s.

Like I said, shifty.


DavidS - Sep 11, 2007 10:35:27 am PDT #9743 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Fetish DVD of women in heels walking on model train sets: [link]

I bet that's mostly for Attack of the 50 Foot Woman fetishists.


Dana - Sep 11, 2007 10:36:14 am PDT #9744 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I have cinnamon apple tea. It's oddly like pastry in tea form. I think I'll go back to mint next time.


megan walker - Sep 11, 2007 10:38:19 am PDT #9745 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

do you agree with my father that there is no way to get one's children adequately schooled in the Cincinnati public school system? He insists it's private/parochial, suburbs, or death.

People with this attitude drive me crazy. It's rampant in NYC and, as someone who has taught plenty of people coming out of NYC public high schools, it's bullsh*t. But as Steph says, you have to do your homework wherever you are.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 11, 2007 10:38:42 am PDT #9746 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I'm with Rick- I work as a freelancer in the theatre department, but my appointment is in another department. It is categorized as "extra compensation" and reported on my W-2. On of the "rules" we have hear is that it can't be just more of your regular work, though. That is, if you are a secretary, you can't get extra comp for being a secretary in another department.

If it weren’t for the slimy mucous that clings to and lines the walls of your


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 10:44:02 am PDT #9747 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

It is categorized as "extra compensation" and reported on my W-2.

Uh, yeah. Definitely NOT reported on my W-2. When Big!Boss proposed the idea, his wife (who takes care of all the [shifty] accounting) told us, "You'll need to take care of the taxes yourselves." But they don't issue 1099s for it. Ever.

On of the "rules" we have hear is that it can't be just more of your regular work, though. That is, if you are a secretary, you can't get extra comp for being a secretary in another department.

And well, it's *exactly* more of my regular work.

Fuckity. I just don't want the IRS to nail me for tax evasion.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 10:46:17 am PDT #9748 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fuckity. I just don't want the IRS to nail me for tax evasion.

Don't they have a form for "Income I was paid where my employer failed to give me a W-2 or 1099"?

In any event, as long as you do what the IRS says for this situation, it's not your problem.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 10:48:19 am PDT #9749 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In any event, as long as you do what the IRS says for this situation, it's not your problem.

Uh, I don't know WHAT the IRS says for this situation. Probably b/c it's so. fucking. shifty.


Dana - Sep 11, 2007 10:49:17 am PDT #9750 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Don't they have a form for "Income I was paid where my employer failed to give me a W-2 or 1099"?

Apparently so. It looks like a pain in the ass, though. Among other things, you have to explain what you did to obtain a W-2.

[link]


Nora Deirdre - Sep 11, 2007 10:49:17 am PDT #9751 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Can you consult with an accountant? That might be your best bet here, in order to cover your own ass.