Dude, I'll settle for a nap.
Or not having to delete a single line of code from over 200 screens.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Sep 11, 2007 8:52:50 am PDT #9685 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
§ ita § - Sep 11, 2007 8:53:30 am PDT #9686 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Now I have to go fix my shirt, since I put it on inside out this morning.
Of course, it wasn't me that noticed this.
Dana - Sep 11, 2007 8:55:28 am PDT #9687 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
There are no spoons in the kitchen. I have to eat my yogurt with a fork. That's a metaphor for something.
brenda m - Sep 11, 2007 8:59:15 am PDT #9688 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I don't want to work anymore today. That means I can go home, right?
Oh please oh please oh please.
t waits anxiously for answer
beekaytee - Sep 11, 2007 8:59:47 am PDT #9689 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
There are no spoons in the kitchen. I have to eat my yogurt with a fork. That's a metaphor for something.
Or perhaps a zen koan...Is it about the yogurt in your mouth, or is it the yogurt in the space between the tines, Grasshopper...
eta: a second thought
§ ita § - Sep 11, 2007 9:00:49 am PDT #9690 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Of course, I'm wearing a black knit top (with a dark blue skirt, if you must know), so I had to hope that disintegrating paper towel marks are the lesser evil when compared to deodorant marks.
lisah - Sep 11, 2007 9:03:40 am PDT #9691 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I had to hope that disintegrating paper towel marks are the lesser evil when compared to deodorant marks.
I have a sponge thingy that is designed to get rid of deoderant marks on fabric but actually gets rid of all kinds of marks and schmutz. It's like MAGIC, I swear.
ah! Here it is:
Kathy A - Sep 11, 2007 9:06:05 am PDT #9692 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I just got back from gym shoe shopping--Famous Footwear is having a sale, so the two pairs I bought were already marked down to $50 each, and then it was buy 1, get the 2nd half-off, so I got a pair of Reeboks and a pair of Nikes for $81 after tax. Combine those with the bookstore shoes and suede flats for my sister's wedding I got in the mail this morning, I've bought four pair of shoes this week! In the whole of 2006, I bought two pair, and none since then. I still have to get some boots for winter, but I'll be set after that.
Sue - Sep 11, 2007 9:06:33 am PDT #9693 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I was holding a baby. Now I smell like baby. Not really in a good way.
bon bon - Sep 11, 2007 9:06:49 am PDT #9694 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Straight-up pantyhose or other nylons will wipe off deodorant marks.