Now I have to go fix my shirt, since I put it on inside out this morning.
Of course, it wasn't me that noticed this.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 11, 2007 8:53:30 am PDT #9686 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dana - Sep 11, 2007 8:55:28 am PDT #9687 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
There are no spoons in the kitchen. I have to eat my yogurt with a fork. That's a metaphor for something.
brenda m - Sep 11, 2007 8:59:15 am PDT #9688 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I don't want to work anymore today. That means I can go home, right?
Oh please oh please oh please.
t waits anxiously for answer
beekaytee - Sep 11, 2007 8:59:47 am PDT #9689 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
There are no spoons in the kitchen. I have to eat my yogurt with a fork. That's a metaphor for something.
Or perhaps a zen koan...Is it about the yogurt in your mouth, or is it the yogurt in the space between the tines, Grasshopper...
eta: a second thought
§ ita § - Sep 11, 2007 9:00:49 am PDT #9690 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Of course, I'm wearing a black knit top (with a dark blue skirt, if you must know), so I had to hope that disintegrating paper towel marks are the lesser evil when compared to deodorant marks.
lisah - Sep 11, 2007 9:03:40 am PDT #9691 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I had to hope that disintegrating paper towel marks are the lesser evil when compared to deodorant marks.
I have a sponge thingy that is designed to get rid of deoderant marks on fabric but actually gets rid of all kinds of marks and schmutz. It's like MAGIC, I swear.
ah! Here it is:
Kathy A - Sep 11, 2007 9:06:05 am PDT #9692 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I just got back from gym shoe shopping--Famous Footwear is having a sale, so the two pairs I bought were already marked down to $50 each, and then it was buy 1, get the 2nd half-off, so I got a pair of Reeboks and a pair of Nikes for $81 after tax. Combine those with the bookstore shoes and suede flats for my sister's wedding I got in the mail this morning, I've bought four pair of shoes this week! In the whole of 2006, I bought two pair, and none since then. I still have to get some boots for winter, but I'll be set after that.
Sue - Sep 11, 2007 9:06:33 am PDT #9693 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I was holding a baby. Now I smell like baby. Not really in a good way.
bon bon - Sep 11, 2007 9:06:49 am PDT #9694 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Straight-up pantyhose or other nylons will wipe off deodorant marks.
Allyson - Sep 11, 2007 9:08:35 am PDT #9695 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica