There are no spoons in the kitchen. I have to eat my yogurt with a fork. That's a metaphor for something.
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
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I don't want to work anymore today. That means I can go home, right?
Oh please oh please oh please.
t waits anxiously for answer
There are no spoons in the kitchen. I have to eat my yogurt with a fork. That's a metaphor for something.
Or perhaps a zen koan...Is it about the yogurt in your mouth, or is it the yogurt in the space between the tines, Grasshopper...
eta: a second thought
Of course, I'm wearing a black knit top (with a dark blue skirt, if you must know), so I had to hope that disintegrating paper towel marks are the lesser evil when compared to deodorant marks.
I had to hope that disintegrating paper towel marks are the lesser evil when compared to deodorant marks.
I have a sponge thingy that is designed to get rid of deoderant marks on fabric but actually gets rid of all kinds of marks and schmutz. It's like MAGIC, I swear.
ah! Here it is:
I just got back from gym shoe shopping--Famous Footwear is having a sale, so the two pairs I bought were already marked down to $50 each, and then it was buy 1, get the 2nd half-off, so I got a pair of Reeboks and a pair of Nikes for $81 after tax. Combine those with the bookstore shoes and suede flats for my sister's wedding I got in the mail this morning, I've bought four pair of shoes this week! In the whole of 2006, I bought two pair, and none since then. I still have to get some boots for winter, but I'll be set after that.
I was holding a baby. Now I smell like baby. Not really in a good way.
Straight-up pantyhose or other nylons will wipe off deodorant marks.
Straight-up pantyhose or other nylons will wipe off deodorant marks.
Of course I'm chilling bare-legged today, because the universe has more fun that way.
For some reason the Container Store sells those de-deodorants.
I am so totally having a beef quesadilla for lunch. Of course, the time when I insisted I was having pizza I ended up with chicken quesadilla, the truth will have to wait until the end to be outed.