We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Sep 08, 2007 11:44:04 am PDT #9221 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I sometimes mutter "jackass" or other insulting cursewords under my breath, and only rarely am I referring to another person. Especially another person nearby.


§ ita § - Sep 08, 2007 11:58:14 am PDT #9222 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesse is a crazy neighbour...pass it on.


shrift - Sep 08, 2007 11:58:57 am PDT #9223 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have carrot soup! It could be creamier, but at least this time I had a food processor. Now I shall eat a giant bowl of orange stuff and fire up the US Open on my TiVo.


Allyson - Sep 08, 2007 12:01:14 pm PDT #9224 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ita, one of my neighbors said you out-alpha maled everyone at the party, that sitting still, you're like a superhero waiting for the bat phone to ring.

So I told him about the time you swooped in and saved a little boy from being run over by a truck at Urth Cafe.


Jesse - Sep 08, 2007 12:08:52 pm PDT #9225 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I actually think muttering under one's breath is pretty common in NYC, even among the non-crazy. Or less-crazy.


Lee - Sep 08, 2007 12:15:52 pm PDT #9226 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You have those in NYC?


§ ita § - Sep 08, 2007 12:17:00 pm PDT #9227 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

fire up the US Open on my TiVo.

Woot! Good stuff. I'm still on the first match, but it made me take a break to Skype home and talk a little women's tennis with the mater. Sports...still bringing families together.

out-alpha maled everyone at the party

I wonder how Brent would take that...actually, I'm not sure how I take the idea of out-alpha maling him. But in the meanwhile? I'm going to take that compliment gratefully.

swooped in and saved a little boy from being run over by a truck at Urth Cafe.

Dude...I'd forgotten about that. So very surreal.

I actually think muttering under one's breath is pretty common in NYC, even among the non-crazy. Or less-crazy.

It may just bolster the argument that alla y'all are crazy.


Jesse - Sep 08, 2007 12:20:33 pm PDT #9228 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You have those in NYC?

Ppbbththt.


Burrell - Sep 08, 2007 12:28:52 pm PDT #9229 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

lovely dog, Suela.


shrift - Sep 08, 2007 12:33:19 pm PDT #9230 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Woot! Good stuff. I'm still on the first match, but it made me take a break to Skype home and talk a little women's tennis with the mater.

I'm only in the first set of the Djokovic v. Ferrer match and I'm already flailing! Holy shit, can Ferrer hustle.

Er. Is saying who's playing a spoiler?