Would that we were there to eat if off your neck.
(Really, that would be a MUCH messier game)
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2007 8:51:59 am PDT #9083 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kathy A - Sep 07, 2007 8:53:43 am PDT #9084 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
brenda m - Sep 07, 2007 8:54:56 am PDT #9085 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Jesus. And the two girls were ejected from the van, suggesting they didn't have seatbelts on, either. WTF is wrong with people?
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2007 9:09:10 am PDT #9086 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pizza is nummy and, thankfully, not burning the skin on my neck....
Lee - Sep 07, 2007 9:13:00 am PDT #9087 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
There's supposed to be a Chipotle's near here. I should look into that.
What are people doing this weekend?
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2007 9:22:38 am PDT #9088 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm pretty sure that Hyundai is by far the largest company in South Korea. Anyway, their chairman was convicted of embezzling $110 million. An appeals court decided the chairman should not do any prison time, because he's too important to South Korea's economy.
....In reversing Chung's sentence, presiding Judge Lee Jae-hong told a packed courtroom in Seoul, "I was unwilling to engage in a gamble that would put the nation's economy at risk," according to the Associated Press.
....Hyundai managers say Chung is a hands-on executive, and his absence while he was in jail last year, as well as the turmoil the case caused, held up important projects and decisions.
Um...
§ ita § - Sep 07, 2007 9:26:37 am PDT #9089 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Damn you all. Now I'm craving pizza. And Greek food, which is kinda random.
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2007 9:27:44 am PDT #9090 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, and Jesus has returned.
Former British spy David Shayler has cleared up the confusion for Christians all over the world. That's right, you Christian folks can stop worrying about that whole "second coming" deal because, well, David Shayler is the Messiah.
Praise David!
How do I know it's true, you say? Well, because David says that it's true - and the Messiah can't lie. Duh.
[David aka the Christ conciousness]: "I am the last incarnation of the Holy Ghost (aka the Holy Spirit) or the Yeshua or Jesus Spirit (aka the Christ consciousness).
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2007 9:28:24 am PDT #9091 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now I'm craving pizza.
I have leftovers....
Tom Scola - Sep 07, 2007 9:32:39 am PDT #9092 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
What are people doing this weekend?
Tonight is the series finale of Kim Possible! I'm way more excited about this than I should be.
On Sunday, I have to go into work for a few hours. Boo. Also on Sunday, there is electronics recycling, so I'm going to try yet again to get rid of the friggin' TV set.
Other than that, I'll be sitting around waiting for the phone to ring, and feeling sorry about myself.