I'll be in my bunk.

Jayne ,'War Stories'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Susan W. - Sep 07, 2007 8:46:30 am PDT #9081 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I feel terrible for those kids, both the ones that died and the survivors, but I have zero sympathy for the mother.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2007 8:51:19 am PDT #9082 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I decided to order a pizza from a nearby Dominos. Oddly, their smallest pizza is a medium (12").

I fear I shall soon have too much pizza.


Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2007 8:51:59 am PDT #9083 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Would that we were there to eat if off your neck.

(Really, that would be a MUCH messier game)


Kathy A - Sep 07, 2007 8:53:43 am PDT #9084 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Heh--GOP Front Runner or Buffy Villain?


brenda m - Sep 07, 2007 8:54:56 am PDT #9085 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Jesus. And the two girls were ejected from the van, suggesting they didn't have seatbelts on, either. WTF is wrong with people?


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2007 9:09:10 am PDT #9086 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pizza is nummy and, thankfully, not burning the skin on my neck....


Lee - Sep 07, 2007 9:13:00 am PDT #9087 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

There's supposed to be a Chipotle's near here. I should look into that.

What are people doing this weekend?


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2007 9:22:38 am PDT #9088 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm pretty sure that Hyundai is by far the largest company in South Korea. Anyway, their chairman was convicted of embezzling $110 million. An appeals court decided the chairman should not do any prison time, because he's too important to South Korea's economy.

....In reversing Chung's sentence, presiding Judge Lee Jae-hong told a packed courtroom in Seoul, "I was unwilling to engage in a gamble that would put the nation's economy at risk," according to the Associated Press.

....Hyundai managers say Chung is a hands-on executive, and his absence while he was in jail last year, as well as the turmoil the case caused, held up important projects and decisions.

Um...

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§ ita § - Sep 07, 2007 9:26:37 am PDT #9089 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Damn you all. Now I'm craving pizza. And Greek food, which is kinda random.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2007 9:27:44 am PDT #9090 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and Jesus has returned.

Former British spy David Shayler has cleared up the confusion for Christians all over the world. That's right, you Christian folks can stop worrying about that whole "second coming" deal because, well, David Shayler is the Messiah.

Praise David!

How do I know it's true, you say? Well, because David says that it's true - and the Messiah can't lie. Duh.

[David aka the Christ conciousness]: "I am the last incarnation of the Holy Ghost (aka the Holy Spirit) or the Yeshua or Jesus Spirit (aka the Christ consciousness).

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