Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Sep 06, 2007 10:57:59 am PDT #8852 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aides: Craig was going to leave Senate, anyway

Lincoln was going to leave the theatre anyway, but he sure as shit wasn't expecting to leave with a hole in his head.

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shrift - Sep 06, 2007 11:09:54 am PDT #8853 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'd link you guys to the wank except for the part where I'm not going anywhere near it right now because I might start stabbing people with my Urban Decay eyeliner and then beat them over the head with the queer theory texts they apparently think I've never read.


bon bon - Sep 06, 2007 11:14:23 am PDT #8854 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It makes sense that he would plan not to go up again, given the guilty plea would *definitely* have come out during an election.

I doubt he'll seek reelection, but I hope he doesn't resign. This is pretty much looking like expulsion on account of gayness...or, you know, another sex scandal witchhunt.


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 11:14:39 am PDT #8855 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is George Clooney really that short, or is Tilda Swinton really that tall?

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Sophia Brooks - Sep 06, 2007 11:16:46 am PDT #8856 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

So... I went to have my teeth pulled, and they just took more x-rays! I am confused and kind of annoyed.

Ah well!


brenda m - Sep 06, 2007 11:18:36 am PDT #8857 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah. I mean, the guy is a sleaze and I don't know that I have a lot of compassion for him personally, but he shouldn't have been arrested, and in fact, his rationale for the plea rings true.


juliana - Sep 06, 2007 11:23:11 am PDT #8858 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Is George Clooney really that short, or is Tilda Swinton really that tall?

He's crouching and lifting her up. I think he's a couple inches taller than her, at least.


Burrell - Sep 06, 2007 11:23:33 am PDT #8859 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I love their nick for Clive. Rrrrowr.

Ah, but not so handy for some of us. Then again, I'd put Owen more in F category than the M. Not C, never C.

It looks to me like Swinton is in heels and Clooney is bending his knees. But I bet she's taller than him, at least in those shoes.


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 11:24:37 am PDT #8860 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

He's crouching and lifting her up.

Oh, with his black pants I didn't notice that detail.


shrift - Sep 06, 2007 11:27:37 am PDT #8861 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

He's crouching and lifting her up.

And according to IMDb, Tilda Swinton is 5'10" or 5'11" and it looks like she's wearing some killer heels.