Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.

'Destiny'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Sep 06, 2007 7:54:02 am PDT #8785 of 10001

I told my boss that he overpaid me and he said it's their policy to pay for every hour worked regardless of exempt/non-exempt status. That's crazy but I LOVE IT!

That IS crazy, but whee, free money!


erikaj - Sep 06, 2007 8:03:14 am PDT #8786 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Happy Nilly and flea day. I think my birthday is on Rosh Hashana a lot. Also, the start of the new TV season, but even I don't consider that with the same magnitude.


shrift - Sep 06, 2007 8:05:37 am PDT #8787 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I wasn't dissing it; I seriously didn't know that scantily clad women attended it.

There are a lot of scantily clad women at Dragon*Con. And quite a few scantily clad men. It can be a family friendly convention, but you really have to work at it.

Perhaps my problem is that I don't know what fandom that is.

Er. For every Captain Jack Sparrow and Stormtrooper and Marvel Girl, there are about 50 costumes I don't recognize, so you're not alone.

shrift, I am sorry people have been pissing all over things you like, and I'm sorry if I helped contribute to that pissing.

Oh, it's not you guys. It's just that every once in a while, I get tired of defending why I like things. I'll just kick back and watch the US Open and a backlog of MythBusters episodes until it passes.

Does the current MCR fandomplosion help amuse at all?

Oh, that quickly got subsumed by something even more ridiculous. It's probably already up on fandom_wank by now.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2007 8:07:06 am PDT #8788 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I need tips on shoulder flexibility.

You know this stretch: [link] ? Yeah, I can't do it. I can't even lift my clasped hands this high: [link] .

What's a good stretch (other than that one, obviously) that would help open up my shoulders so I can lift my arms higher behind my back?


DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:08:53 am PDT #8789 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, I can't do it. I can't even lift my clasped hands this high:

Maybe you have that disease where you're slowly ossifying.

We can always use you as a mannequin.

"Oil can! Oil can!"


Allyson - Sep 06, 2007 8:11:19 am PDT #8790 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

That was a conservative costume compared to the woman who attended as Aeon Flux.

I felt all prudish thinking to myself that those sorts of costumes shouldn't be on the floor on Sunday afternoon what with the little kids and all.

There was a family (parents, a baby, and a toddler) all dressed like The Incredibles and it was adorkable.

I'm getting meaner by the day, BTW. I mean, seriously MEAN. I've somehow lost the ability to tolerate stupid.


Jesse - Sep 06, 2007 8:12:04 am PDT #8791 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have absolutely fucking had it with people who have a new "emergency" that I have to deal with every fucking week.

That is all.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2007 8:12:45 am PDT #8792 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Maybe you have that disease where you're slowly ossifying.

I think in my case, the disease is good old-fashioned laziness. Even when I work out (as in: walk on treadmill) on a regular basis, I frequently neglect stretches. And the older I get, the less stretchy I get. (And I was never particularly stretchy to begin with.)

We can always use you as a mannequin.

Yay fun!


Dana - Sep 06, 2007 8:13:21 am PDT #8793 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

The skirt I am wearing today, which I always thought was brown, seems to actually be black. Or not. I can't tell.

Perhaps my problem is that I don't know what fandom that is.

Sometimes the fandom is "Excuse to be Half-Naked in Public."

The bandom wank cracks me up. That first poster -- she couldn't have figured out it wasn't a good idea? And now she's all pitiful that people are descending on her LJ and disagreeing with her.


lisah - Sep 06, 2007 8:14:13 am PDT #8794 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

You know this stretch: [link] ? Yeah, I can't do it.

I used to not be able to do that but now I can. Um...hmmm...mostly it was a matter of just doing it a lot I think. And other yoga poses that promote shoulder flexibility. I can check with my yoga instructor friend for some tips.