If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Sep 06, 2007 8:14:13 am PDT #8794 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

You know this stretch: [link] ? Yeah, I can't do it.

I used to not be able to do that but now I can. Um...hmmm...mostly it was a matter of just doing it a lot I think. And other yoga poses that promote shoulder flexibility. I can check with my yoga instructor friend for some tips.


Tom Scola - Sep 06, 2007 8:14:30 am PDT #8795 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I have absolutely fucking had it with people who have a new "emergency" that I have to deal with every fucking week.

It means that you're good at your job, Jesse. And the reward for being good at your job is: more work!


JZ - Sep 06, 2007 8:15:38 am PDT #8796 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The skirt I am wearing today, which I always thought was brown, seems to actually be black. Or not. I can't tell.

I am wearing a black and red skirt; sadly, it is accompanied by a black turtleneck that I thought was pure black but turns out to be black with entertaining whorled patterns of baby blurp on the shoulders, which I didn't notice until I went to the restroom ten minutes ago. Sigh.


Jesse - Sep 06, 2007 8:15:50 am PDT #8797 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The person with the emergencies doesn't even work here! Which is the problem -- it's a funder, so of course I have to keep jumping, even when what she's essentially saying is, "Can you do my job for me? THX."


shrift - Sep 06, 2007 8:16:13 am PDT #8798 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

And now she's all pitiful that people are descending on her LJ and disagreeing with her.

The internet is public! Pass it on!


Daisy Jane - Sep 06, 2007 8:16:16 am PDT #8799 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

ICompletelyON: My Saints play tonight! I'm verra nervous. A few sports writers who I respect have been predicting a Superbowl for us this year. Of course, tonight we play the Colts. Gah! This game is going to have me distracted all day. I'm also starting the gumbo for Saturday when LSU plays (which I'm way less nervous about).


Allyson - Sep 06, 2007 8:17:14 am PDT #8800 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm missing the wank...is it the underage one that got bahleted from F_W?


brenda m - Sep 06, 2007 8:20:05 am PDT #8801 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Linkylink? I don't see anything new on F_W.


Sue - Sep 06, 2007 8:21:06 am PDT #8802 of 10001
hip deep in pie

What's a good stretch (other than that one, obviously) that would help open up my shoulders so I can lift my arms higher behind my back?

A gentler stretch that helps open your clavicle is to stand in a doorway (not too wide a doorway) and put your palms up flat against the door jamb at shoulder height. Then step one leg forward and you should feel a stretch across your clavicle. Hold for 30-60 secs. And then change feet.

Yoga has really helped me with a lot of my shoulder tension. But I have to keep it up, or it gets all knotted up again.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2007 8:21:34 am PDT #8803 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Um...hmmm...mostly it was a matter of just doing it a lot I think.

Well, I intend to keep doing it, but I'm not seeing any progress at all, which is why I'm hoping there's some other stretch that might help.

I can check with my yoga instructor friend for some tips.

That would be cool.