I have absolutely fucking had it with people who have a new "emergency" that I have to deal with every fucking week.
That is all.
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Sep 06, 2007 8:12:04 am PDT #8791 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Steph L. - Sep 06, 2007 8:12:45 am PDT #8792 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Maybe you have that disease where you're slowly ossifying.
I think in my case, the disease is good old-fashioned laziness. Even when I work out (as in: walk on treadmill) on a regular basis, I frequently neglect stretches. And the older I get, the less stretchy I get. (And I was never particularly stretchy to begin with.)
We can always use you as a mannequin.
Yay fun!
Dana - Sep 06, 2007 8:13:21 am PDT #8793 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
The skirt I am wearing today, which I always thought was brown, seems to actually be black. Or not. I can't tell.
Perhaps my problem is that I don't know what fandom that is.
Sometimes the fandom is "Excuse to be Half-Naked in Public."
The bandom wank cracks me up. That first poster -- she couldn't have figured out it wasn't a good idea? And now she's all pitiful that people are descending on her LJ and disagreeing with her.
lisah - Sep 06, 2007 8:14:13 am PDT #8794 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
You know this stretch: [link] ? Yeah, I can't do it.
I used to not be able to do that but now I can. Um...hmmm...mostly it was a matter of just doing it a lot I think. And other yoga poses that promote shoulder flexibility. I can check with my yoga instructor friend for some tips.
Tom Scola - Sep 06, 2007 8:14:30 am PDT #8795 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
I have absolutely fucking had it with people who have a new "emergency" that I have to deal with every fucking week.
It means that you're good at your job, Jesse. And the reward for being good at your job is: more work!
JZ - Sep 06, 2007 8:15:38 am PDT #8796 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
The skirt I am wearing today, which I always thought was brown, seems to actually be black. Or not. I can't tell.
I am wearing a black and red skirt; sadly, it is accompanied by a black turtleneck that I thought was pure black but turns out to be black with entertaining whorled patterns of baby blurp on the shoulders, which I didn't notice until I went to the restroom ten minutes ago. Sigh.
Jesse - Sep 06, 2007 8:15:50 am PDT #8797 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The person with the emergencies doesn't even work here! Which is the problem -- it's a funder, so of course I have to keep jumping, even when what she's essentially saying is, "Can you do my job for me? THX."
shrift - Sep 06, 2007 8:16:13 am PDT #8798 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
And now she's all pitiful that people are descending on her LJ and disagreeing with her.
The internet is public! Pass it on!
Daisy Jane - Sep 06, 2007 8:16:16 am PDT #8799 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
ICompletelyON: My Saints play tonight! I'm verra nervous. A few sports writers who I respect have been predicting a Superbowl for us this year. Of course, tonight we play the Colts. Gah! This game is going to have me distracted all day. I'm also starting the gumbo for Saturday when LSU plays (which I'm way less nervous about).
Allyson - Sep 06, 2007 8:17:14 am PDT #8800 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm missing the wank...is it the underage one that got bahleted from F_W?