We were in the Atomic Age, then the Jet Age, and then then the Space Age.
Not sure what age we're in now. Perhaps historians will later name it. Maybe the "Non-Reality Based Age." Or the "Pre-Everything Went to Hell Age."
Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 29, 2007 8:01:28 am PDT #7501 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
megan walker - Aug 29, 2007 8:01:50 am PDT #7502 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Happy Birthday, JenK!!!
Happy Birthday, Meara!!! (Sorry I missed seeing you when you were in town)
Kathy A - Aug 29, 2007 8:09:12 am PDT #7503 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Happy birthdays to JenK and meara!!
To cheer me (and anyone else having a bad morning) up, we have a kitten!!
Jesse - Aug 29, 2007 8:12:07 am PDT #7504 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's been a while since I've said this, but I fucking hate Tucker Carlson: [link]
Liese S. - Aug 29, 2007 8:12:28 am PDT #7505 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Hee! Emmett is a cutie.
Hee! So is Neil Gaiman.
I declare today the Day of Getting Shit Done. For lo, it is ten o'clock, and although I am up and not actually dressed, I have completed two big tasks that have been sitting on my desk for ages and upsetting me, but were, of course, obscenely easy to do once I did them. I also did a minor task, so that counts, too.
Now off to do tv yoga, shower, dress, clean house, and back to Getting As Much Shit Done As Possible before a) going out to visit the land and b) rehearsal.
Allyson - Aug 29, 2007 8:15:16 am PDT #7506 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
"I suspect that world peace and harmony would come about in weeks if people just got to put pandas on their laps every few months."
Has he met Michael Vick?
shrift - Aug 29, 2007 8:24:16 am PDT #7507 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
There's nothing like the pervasive stench of burnt popcorn wafting over your cubicle walls and settling around your head like defanged mustard gas.
Dana - Aug 29, 2007 8:28:53 am PDT #7508 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Sorry, dude. I have a Twix.
flea - Aug 29, 2007 8:32:15 am PDT #7509 of 10001
information libertarian
Why is it that every time I try to make progress working on our web pages, it takes about half an hour for me to reach a state of existential despair? I think it's time for candy.
Also, I think I have developed allergies. Another one to chalk up to stoopid NC.
Daisy Jane - Aug 29, 2007 8:36:29 am PDT #7510 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
We're no lawyers ourselves, but didn't Tucker just confess to an actual crime on air?
Yes, yes he did. Premeditated even.
How much you want to bet if he hit on me in a bar and I tossed my drink at him I'd be a humorless bitch.
Utter jackass.