Police procedure has changed since I was little.

Wash ,'The Message'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Aug 29, 2007 7:58:45 am PDT #7498 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I thought we were in the Information Age, but that could just be marketing jargon infiltrating my subconscious.


Tom Scola - Aug 29, 2007 8:00:40 am PDT #7499 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

When one says Bronze Age, for instance, what order of size is the Age?

Thousands and thousands of years. Basically, everything between the Stone Age and the Iron Age. (The Greeks and Romans were Iron Age -- The Trojan War was Bronze Age, but the nexus of Greek civilization was Iron).


Glamcookie - Aug 29, 2007 8:00:52 am PDT #7500 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

No apologies needed - I was just like, how'd they know?


tommyrot - Aug 29, 2007 8:01:28 am PDT #7501 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We were in the Atomic Age, then the Jet Age, and then then the Space Age.

Not sure what age we're in now. Perhaps historians will later name it. Maybe the "Non-Reality Based Age." Or the "Pre-Everything Went to Hell Age."


megan walker - Aug 29, 2007 8:01:50 am PDT #7502 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Happy Birthday, JenK!!!

Happy Birthday, Meara!!! (Sorry I missed seeing you when you were in town)


Kathy A - Aug 29, 2007 8:09:12 am PDT #7503 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy birthdays to JenK and meara!!

To cheer me (and anyone else having a bad morning) up, we have a kitten!!


Jesse - Aug 29, 2007 8:12:07 am PDT #7504 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's been a while since I've said this, but I fucking hate Tucker Carlson: [link]


Liese S. - Aug 29, 2007 8:12:28 am PDT #7505 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee! Emmett is a cutie.

Hee! So is Neil Gaiman.

I declare today the Day of Getting Shit Done. For lo, it is ten o'clock, and although I am up and not actually dressed, I have completed two big tasks that have been sitting on my desk for ages and upsetting me, but were, of course, obscenely easy to do once I did them. I also did a minor task, so that counts, too.

Now off to do tv yoga, shower, dress, clean house, and back to Getting As Much Shit Done As Possible before a) going out to visit the land and b) rehearsal.


Allyson - Aug 29, 2007 8:15:16 am PDT #7506 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

"I suspect that world peace and harmony would come about in weeks if people just got to put pandas on their laps every few months."

Has he met Michael Vick?


shrift - Aug 29, 2007 8:24:16 am PDT #7507 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

There's nothing like the pervasive stench of burnt popcorn wafting over your cubicle walls and settling around your head like defanged mustard gas.