Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Aug 28, 2007 5:31:56 pm PDT #7414 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Bobbi, you rock! I missed that you were another back-to-school type. (And yes you are good at this.)


BigDuluth - Aug 28, 2007 5:47:56 pm PDT #7415 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Hey, I'm new (/required bit)

After two years of successfuly pursing my MSN online, I'm now facing F2F professors and students. I just know they're going to realize I'm no good at this.

I think most of us find that the only people certain that they're great at something are usually out of touch and sometimes just assholes. If Catch Me if You Can taught me anything just say "I concur! Do you concur?" and people will think you both well informed and reasonable


msbelle - Aug 28, 2007 6:08:16 pm PDT #7416 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Thanks tiggy.

Welcome BD.


Cashmere - Aug 28, 2007 6:42:12 pm PDT #7417 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Open call for competitors.


Trudy Booth - Aug 28, 2007 6:44:43 pm PDT #7418 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Well at least they actually did round up people. I seem to a think a shark might attack at any time, even in fresh water.

Well, the Nazis don't do that so much these days, but sharks are still lurking the ocean depths...


§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 6:49:07 pm PDT #7419 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tiggy, dude. I know some people, if you know what I mean. That's appalling.

Kat, that did not happen. Your friend didn't happen to end up married to a companion, did they?

I'm in the ER, letting my ride nap. He's been carting me around for hours (this is our 3rd hospital). I am on morphine, so excuse any errors. I have managed to catch my dilaudid-fucked posts, but I don't have much experience in pretending not to be altered by this particular drug. Well, there was that one time with Burrell's husband, but that was forever ago.


§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 6:51:47 pm PDT #7420 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fuck editing. Blackberry+narcotics make editing to add a no-no.

I am still afraid of being sold into slavery, specifically Middle Passage style, so I sympathise with the Nazi and the shark in a swimming pool fear. It only has to resonate, not make sense.

Welcome, BigD.


Cashmere - Aug 28, 2007 6:52:42 pm PDT #7421 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

3rd hospital? That does NOT sound like fun. I hope you can get decent treatment there, ita.


§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 7:17:08 pm PDT #7422 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They just put a screaming baby in the bed next to me...

Just undid the morphine and much of the dilaudid.

I hate to ask to move, but it's that or huge amounts of drugs.


Liese S. - Aug 28, 2007 7:23:17 pm PDT #7423 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Welcome, BigDuluth!

Tiggy, that's horrible. I can't imagine having someone cosign for you and not be totally careful of them. My father-in-law did for us when we bought my first car (I was so young I had no credit at all) and we specifically refinanced when we went into the field to make sure we didn't screw him up.

The ends of people's dates cannot be worse than then end of the SO & my first date. Lo, it is a narrative. But there was screaming and crying and rending of flesh and tearing of hair. And not by me. And not by the SO. O, the drama.