They just put a screaming baby in the bed next to me...
Just undid the morphine and much of the dilaudid.
I hate to ask to move, but it's that or huge amounts of drugs.
One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 7:17:08 pm PDT #7422 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Liese S. - Aug 28, 2007 7:23:17 pm PDT #7423 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Welcome, BigDuluth!
Tiggy, that's horrible. I can't imagine having someone cosign for you and not be totally careful of them. My father-in-law did for us when we bought my first car (I was so young I had no credit at all) and we specifically refinanced when we went into the field to make sure we didn't screw him up.
The ends of people's dates cannot be worse than then end of the SO & my first date. Lo, it is a narrative. But there was screaming and crying and rending of flesh and tearing of hair. And not by me. And not by the SO. O, the drama.
billytea - Aug 28, 2007 7:27:38 pm PDT #7424 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Tell me a thing that made you happy recently.
Hmm, I can think of a few. News of Tom's date. That's really quite excellent. And, second date!
- Wallybee advancing on me with a Dustbuster in hand intoning "Unclean! Unclean!"
- Apparently my sister is up the duff. I think intentionally.
- Visiting Werribee Zoo with Wallybee on Saturday. There was a newborn vervet monkey. That was cool.
- Learning Chinese. If nothing else, my current level of mastery of the language never fails to make Wallybee laugh. (I'm at the stage of constructing sentences to practise grammar. For instance, to practise sequential sentences I've been translating "First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women."
BigDuluth - Aug 28, 2007 7:54:16 pm PDT #7425 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
The only time I formally asked to take someone out it ended in me remembering the directions but leaving the address. I ended up driving home and back (1hr) armed with an address and for all my troubles being stuck watching Legally Blonde 2. Sometimes at night I wake up screaming...
Steph L. - Aug 28, 2007 8:32:05 pm PDT #7426 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Apparently my sister is up the duff. I think intentionally.
"Up the duff"? Please to translate for the insomniac Midwestern Americans? Because I'm thinking it can't possibly be a metaphor for what I think it's a metaphor for.
P.M. Marc - Aug 28, 2007 8:34:37 pm PDT #7427 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
"Up the duff"? Please to translate for the insomniac Midwestern Americans? Because I'm thinking it can't possibly be a metaphor for what I think it's a metaphor for
Knocked up.
billytea - Aug 28, 2007 8:46:07 pm PDT #7428 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
"Up the duff"? Please to translate for the insomniac Midwestern Americans? Because I'm thinking it can't possibly be a metaphor for what I think it's a metaphor for.
Verily, verily doth it mean knocked up. Bun in the oven. In the Alien way.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 28, 2007 8:56:30 pm PDT #7429 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Much amused at Tep not knowing "up the duff". Funny what phrases miss the Buffista International Hivemind.
msbelle - Aug 28, 2007 9:20:26 pm PDT #7430 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
please to note I hate these reports. am now going to sleep.
NoiseDesign - Aug 28, 2007 11:44:30 pm PDT #7431 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
The horror movie talk is apt. I'm still in my damned marathon of horror movies. I'm currently watching Friday the 13th part 6. Amazingly this is for work.