Literary? Compositional?
We're taking a moment ... and we're done.
Oz ,'Chosen'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
dcp - Aug 25, 2007 7:12:43 pm PDT #6844 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
sarameg - Aug 25, 2007 7:14:24 pm PDT #6845 of 10001
I once took care of a friend's afghan hounds. During thunderstorm season.
I basically sat on the couch and was covered by 200+ lbs of quivering dogflesh. They totally lost their shit.
Now, Devi the cat goes to ground in storms. She just is bothered by the noise. She hates the freight trains too. But those dogs? Were petrified. They peed on me in terror.
tommyrot - Aug 25, 2007 7:15:28 pm PDT #6846 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
They peed on me in terror.
NATLBSB.
Or not.
bon bon - Aug 25, 2007 7:16:10 pm PDT #6847 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Compositional is closest so far.
dcp - Aug 25, 2007 7:17:27 pm PDT #6848 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Authorial? Editorial? Syntactical?
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 25, 2007 8:29:01 pm PDT #6849 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Grammatical?
sumi - Aug 25, 2007 8:32:19 pm PDT #6850 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Liese S. - Aug 25, 2007 10:08:13 pm PDT #6851 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
And it comes in a faux suede fleece lined bag! Guess I know what I'm asking for for my birthday! I was gonna ask for this down robe, but now I dunno. Northern Exposure, yay!
Consuela - Aug 25, 2007 10:58:50 pm PDT #6852 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oy. Went to a party, had great food, had great talk, had nice wine, drank my first Pimm's.
And discovered that one friend has become a 9/11 conspiracy theorist. Into total tin-hat territory: that the towers were brought down by demolition, that the planes weren't commercial airliners and the passengers were taken elsewhere, that it was all arranged by the Bush administration.
W. T. F.?
People believe this? This administration can't find and kill the one guy in all the world they want dead; you want me to believe that in less than 9 months after Bush's inauguration they arranged the biggest Wag-the-Dog scam in modern history? And in the six years since nobody's breathed a word of it? Not one pissed-off aide or resentful girlfriend calling the Post, no emails forwarded accidentally or backups reviewed by the IT guys?
No. Way. are these guys that competent.
Go pull the other one.
Theresa - Aug 25, 2007 11:06:06 pm PDT #6853 of 10001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
Yeah. I actually would love to believe it. That would mean our government was a bunch of Jason Bournes, when in fact, they really are a bunch of Inspector Jacques Clouseaus. Damn.