Yeah. I actually would love to believe it. That would mean our government was a bunch of Jason Bournes, when in fact, they really are a bunch of Inspector Jacques Clouseaus. Damn.
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Some people are nuts, that's all.
And discovered that one friend has become a 9/11 conspiracy theorist. Into total tin-hat territory
I was going to say: you've diagnosed the problem right there. Conspiracy theories are a strategy for coping with powerlessness: they say, we know what really happened; we have power over that historical event; we will agitate to set things right because nobody else will. Arcane knowledge of details, a built-in mission of virtue, a paranoid sense of persecution and/or apathy in the general public? Total built-in ego-stroke.
Also, I tend to think conspiracy theorists are people who suffer from too structured a frame of reference onto the world. The theory always hinges on a couple of random details that are unresolved, or don't make a lot of sense, or are just weird and random. Better to leap into conspiracies than to admit that sometimes weird and random and hard-to-explain things happen! There is no such thing as events in real life that don't make a lot of sense!
A week or two ago, This American Life had an English blogger who chronicled the Underground bombings in London confronting homegrown conspiracy theorists who believed that it was electrical surges being covered up by the government. She was like, "I was on the bloody train! I heard the explosion! I saw the bodies!" and they just told her that she was a paid agent of the conspiracy.
Arrgh. Citibank.com is not working and my cc bill is due in two days!
Also, after about two weeks of dithering, I finally decided on a two-day vacation to the Jersey shore. Leaving in a couple hours.
I'm going to be on the Jersey shore tomorrow! Maybe I'll see you.
Jersey shore where?
she asked from Jersey, not particularly near the shore.
I dunno -- I'm staying with a friend in Lawrenceville tonight, and then to the beach!
I'm betting you're going somewhere near Belmar, then. Ahh, beach.
Spring Lake, then Six Flags!