I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 23, 2007 4:00:51 pm PDT #6504 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wet wipes are special and incredible? I...um...

What a strange world in which he's living.


Jesse - Aug 23, 2007 4:04:23 pm PDT #6505 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not too read too much in, but isn't anal fixation some kind of arrested development?


sarameg - Aug 23, 2007 4:05:57 pm PDT #6506 of 10001

I was reading an article on sexual harassment in India, and it turns out krav is very popular among women seeking out self-defense classes. There are waiting lists.

It amuses me that every time I see a mention I immediately think "I gotta tell ita!"

Marathon tutoring session tonight. At some point, I made the statement "Think of quarters as bananas" and I didn't mean the crazy kind and it made perfect sense, thank you very much.


Cashmere - Aug 23, 2007 4:09:01 pm PDT #6507 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Not too read too much in, but isn't anal fixation some kind of arrested development?

According to Freud.

*sigh* DH got Red Delicious apples at the store. The irony in that name. I can't convince him to buy tastier breeds.


Sue - Aug 23, 2007 4:09:05 pm PDT #6508 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I'd heard an interview with Will Smith about using wet toilet paper a few years back. When he was promoting I, Robot, he mentioned the flushable wet wipes, which were then starting to become more popular.

I'm pretty sure I saw an interview with Will or Jada a couple of years ago where s/he talked about getting a super fancy toilet that washed you and blew you dry.

Tonight I made my very first pie ever! (Well I used to help my mom when I was little.) It was blueberry and it tastes pretty good. The only thing is that the blueberries were pretty runny once they baked and the bottom crust is just a soggy blue mess.


Cashmere - Aug 23, 2007 4:11:21 pm PDT #6509 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm pretty sure I saw an interview with Will or Jada a couple of years ago where s/he talked about getting a super fancy toilet that washed you and blew you dry.

The Washlet!

I'm ass-obsessed today. It must come from wiping asses all day.

ION, I have to be up early to take a friend for an endoscope. She had gastric bypass a few weeks ago and is suddenly having trouble even keeping water down. I hope there's not a serious problem going on.


Sue - Aug 23, 2007 4:13:24 pm PDT #6510 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Will on his fancy Japanese toilet: [link]

"They're paper free. Wherever you sit on the toilet, somehow it hits the bull's eye perfectly. It cleans and then dries you. It is just water and then air."


Sue - Aug 23, 2007 4:32:13 pm PDT #6511 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Nothing like the bathroom habits of celebrities to kill a thread.

I did mention my pie was really yummy, didn't I? Not too sweet either. I could have used some ice cream.


§ ita § - Aug 23, 2007 4:37:02 pm PDT #6512 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm envious of your pie, Sue.

I have no baked goods. I need to pick something low effort to make this weekend--perhaps the Pioneer Lady's other cobbler recipe.


Jesse - Aug 23, 2007 4:37:45 pm PDT #6513 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe I'll make a pie tomorrow -- I have a frozen pie shell in the freezer (I know, I know), and I was thinking about chucking it, but maybe I'll cook it!