wet toilet paper
What, are you just supposed to stay wet when you pull up your underwear? And trust that it's clean wet as opposed other wet? Or are you supposed to wag your ass back and forth to air dry first?
Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.
'Safe'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Aug 23, 2007 3:25:08 pm PDT #6497 of 10001
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megan walker - Aug 23, 2007 3:27:17 pm PDT #6498 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
From Cash's link:
He says, "I'm the type of person that it's important for me to share. When I experience something that is special and incredible, I like to share it with people."
All I can say is... Please. Don't.
Cashmere - Aug 23, 2007 3:30:07 pm PDT #6499 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
What, are you just supposed to stay wet when you pull up your underwear?
They're more damp than wet. They're just flushable baby wipes.
I'm following megan's request and I'm going to leave it at that.
megan walker - Aug 23, 2007 3:31:24 pm PDT #6500 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I'm following megan's request and I'm going to leave it at that.
Cash, I hope you know that I meant Will Smith and not you.
Cashmere - Aug 23, 2007 3:32:56 pm PDT #6501 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Yeah, megan. I'm laughing because I'm pushing even the boundaries of my sharing on the internet. Which are, to say the least, VERY VERY loose.
Cashmere - Aug 23, 2007 3:43:06 pm PDT #6502 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Note to self: ass wiping kills threads.
tommyrot - Aug 23, 2007 3:55:37 pm PDT #6503 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. I would tend to think not ass wiping would kill it more....
§ ita § - Aug 23, 2007 4:00:51 pm PDT #6504 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wet wipes are special and incredible? I...um...
What a strange world in which he's living.
Jesse - Aug 23, 2007 4:04:23 pm PDT #6505 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Not too read too much in, but isn't anal fixation some kind of arrested development?
sarameg - Aug 23, 2007 4:05:57 pm PDT #6506 of 10001
I was reading an article on sexual harassment in India, and it turns out krav is very popular among women seeking out self-defense classes. There are waiting lists.
It amuses me that every time I see a mention I immediately think "I gotta tell ita!"
Marathon tutoring session tonight. At some point, I made the statement "Think of quarters as bananas" and I didn't mean the crazy kind and it made perfect sense, thank you very much.