Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Spike ,'Showtime'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theresa - Aug 22, 2007 7:55:05 pm PDT #6328 of 10001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

And suddenly I'm not craving peaches.


aurelia - Aug 22, 2007 8:12:02 pm PDT #6329 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

It's not Riggins, but...

Fun with kitty crack pad starts here!


Lee - Aug 22, 2007 8:36:55 pm PDT #6330 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

LOVE!


Nilly - Aug 22, 2007 9:30:10 pm PDT #6331 of 10001
Swouncing

Skipping-lots-and-pokn-head-for-a-second to post that, according to Kat "If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me" Aug 24, 2003 3:58:47 pm PDT today is Franny's birthday.

Happy birthday, big lovely girl! And a great day and a wonderful year to your younger brother and Burrell and all your family.

I can't believe she's for years old already. That's, like, an actual girl, who is no longer a toddler, right? Wow.


tiggy - Aug 23, 2007 2:12:15 am PDT #6332 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

Hec, that link has scarred me. *shudder*


amych - Aug 23, 2007 2:58:37 am PDT #6333 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Happy Birthday, Franny! Such a big girl!


Theodosia - Aug 23, 2007 3:38:36 am PDT #6334 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Hippo birdies, Franny!

I'm not impressed with Monster.com -- it's gotten me three offers for phone interviews, one with a woman whose accent was too thick for me to understand (that was a phone mail), and two offers to interview for a Financial Services Representative (!) with MetLife???!!!???


Jesse - Aug 23, 2007 4:16:09 am PDT #6335 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy birthday to Franny! And I forgot yesterday, but a happy belated one to bon bon as well.

I'm not impressed with Monster.com -- it's gotten me three offers for phone interviews, one with a woman whose accent was too thick for me to understand (that was a phone mail), and two offers to interview for a Financial Services Representative (!) with MetLife???!!!???

I've heard that before -- that you'll get all kinds of random offers to be a salesperson, regardless of your actual resume.


Sue - Aug 23, 2007 4:21:56 am PDT #6336 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Happy Belated bonbon! And Happy Birthday to Franny.

I need a new job. i must be the least motivated person in the world.


Dana - Aug 23, 2007 4:31:01 am PDT #6337 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I've heard that before -- that you'll get all kinds of random offers to be a salesperson, regardless of your actual resume.

Yeah, that's my experience. And that you get a lot of calls from Indian recruiters with very heavy accents.

Theo, you probably already know this, but make sure to edit your Monster resume every few days. You don't even have to change anything, but doing so keeps your resume at the top of the pile.