She's almost a year old now.
Is not.
Liar.
Sometimes I miss having powers... Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and--and have drugs!
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Aug 21, 2007 11:53:36 am PDT #5967 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Toddson - Aug 21, 2007 11:56:03 am PDT #5968 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Watch out for the kicking feet when she starts wearing shoes. Really.
sarameg - Aug 21, 2007 11:58:49 am PDT #5969 of 10001
Even before then.
I put a toenail in my dad's cornea when I was three.
At a campground. After dark. 2 hours from the nearest clinic. And my mom doesn't drive well at night.
I think I got forgiven sometime in my early 20s.
msbelle - Aug 21, 2007 12:02:02 pm PDT #5970 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ANNNDDDDDD.....the cat just peed on the new carpet.
Toddson - Aug 21, 2007 12:06:44 pm PDT #5971 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
sarameg, I was wearing my first pair of hard shoes and kickec out my father's front teeth. Never did forgive me for that.
§ ita § - Aug 21, 2007 12:15:59 pm PDT #5972 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was already wanting to get a refund for today, since I'm in the ER again. With the pissy doctor. With what may be the worse migraine I've ever had. At least...nah, can't remember any upside.
Hell, my boss wanted to talk to me today, but there's no way I can go back into work today. And I left without telling anyone.
However, no puke or lost-important stuff on my list. Total win in the lose sense of the world.
Kid! Shut up! People in pain around here.
brenda m - Aug 21, 2007 12:16:53 pm PDT #5973 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I hope msbelle's cat pees on him.
Jesse - Aug 21, 2007 12:18:02 pm PDT #5974 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesus christ, people.
Me, I'm just trying to do the one task I had for today and STILL can't focus on! My boss was just talking to me about bringing work home (I think suggesting I should do that), so maybe I will. Of course, if I don't get it done there, I'm really screwed. Argh!
Theodosia - Aug 21, 2007 12:20:52 pm PDT #5975 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Maybe it's just me, but I can't see holding a grudge against a small child as being very rational, or decent. Or for that matter, disliking a cat or dog for perfectly natural pet behavior.
I had Ethiopian food for lunch -- chicken with red pepper/tomato sauce, chickpeas in yellow (mellow) sauce, and lots of sour injera bread made from t'eff grain. And I have enough left over for lunch tomorrow!
tommyrot - Aug 21, 2007 12:25:25 pm PDT #5976 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was supposed to replace the motherboard of a server. But I can't see well enough to pull all the cables off the old one. (In addition to lack of 3-d vision, I am becoming somewhat farsighted these days.) So I left it for my boss to do tomorrow.
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