Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?

Cordelia ,'Beneath You'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Aug 21, 2007 12:20:52 pm PDT #5975 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Maybe it's just me, but I can't see holding a grudge against a small child as being very rational, or decent. Or for that matter, disliking a cat or dog for perfectly natural pet behavior.

I had Ethiopian food for lunch -- chicken with red pepper/tomato sauce, chickpeas in yellow (mellow) sauce, and lots of sour injera bread made from t'eff grain. And I have enough left over for lunch tomorrow!


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2007 12:25:25 pm PDT #5976 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was supposed to replace the motherboard of a server. But I can't see well enough to pull all the cables off the old one. (In addition to lack of 3-d vision, I am becoming somewhat farsighted these days.) So I left it for my boss to do tomorrow.

ION, Unicorn Museum

Based on the idea of 'if it's in the Bible, it must be true', The Unicorn Museum promotes belief in the Biblical Truth of unicorns, a creature mentioned nine times in the KJV Bible.

This website has been published as an act of protest by the Brotherhood of Fantasy Creatures (MiddleEarth Div.157) in response to the injurious actions of the Creation Museum. The Creation Museum is a new $27 Million facility designed to teach the ‘truth’ of Creationism and the Christian Bible. We of the BFC feel that this group represents a threat to continued belief in other fantasy creatures/BFC signatory members and have constructed this website as a protest against their monopolistic and anti-competitive practices.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2007 12:31:59 pm PDT #5977 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um... eww?

Dear god no: Your gut has taste receptors

Researchers in the Department of Neuroscience at Mount Sinai School of Medicine have identified taste receptors in the human intestines. The taste receptor T1R3 and the taste G protein gustducin are critical to sweet taste in the tongue. Research now shows these two sweet-sensing proteins are also expressed in specialized taste cells of the gut where they sense glucose within the intestine.

“We now know that the receptors that sense sugar and artificial sweeteners are not limited to the tongue. Our work is an important advance for the new field of gastrointestinal chemosensation - how the cells of the gut detect and respond to sugars and other nutrients,” said lead author, Robert F. Margolskee, MD, PhD Professor of Neuroscience at Mount Sinai School of Medicine. “Cells of the gut taste glucose through the same mechanisms used by taste cells of the tongue. The gut taste cells regulate secretion of insulin and hormones that regulate appetite. Our work sheds new light on how we regulate sugar uptake from our diets and regulate blood sugar levels.”


erikaj - Aug 21, 2007 12:34:42 pm PDT #5978 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I didn't know there were unicorns in the bible.


Kathy A - Aug 21, 2007 12:37:19 pm PDT #5979 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

You got your green alligators,
And long-necked geese
Humpty-backed camels
And some chimpanzees
Cats and rats and elephants
But sure as you're born
Don't you forget My
Unicorn.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2007 12:39:15 pm PDT #5980 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

didn't know there were unicorns in the bible.

Yep. In the King James version, anyway. This gives the source of the King James unicorns: [link]

eta: stuff from the KJV:

Job 39:9-12: Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?

Psalms 29:6: He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

Numbers 24:8: ...he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn


erikaj - Aug 21, 2007 12:47:02 pm PDT #5981 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, those all sound like *metaphors* to me. But I know those guys must be literalists.


Jesse - Aug 21, 2007 12:47:25 pm PDT #5982 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha-HA! I did my little bit of stuff and sent it out, AND was seen being the last person in my department here by a Higher Up. That kind of makes up for the other day when the Big Boss sent an email saying that she had been looking for me and my boss both around quarter of six, and neither of us was here.

God, I hate office politics. Why do I feel bad for getting my stuff done and going home?


megan walker - Aug 21, 2007 12:56:20 pm PDT #5983 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Why do I feel bad for getting my stuff done and going home?

Yeah, I've been staying late out of guilt for dentist appts and going to my brother's wedding, even though that time was totally mine to take.


DawnK - Aug 21, 2007 1:00:37 pm PDT #5984 of 10001
giraffe mode

even though that time was totally mine to take

Wrod! I have to leave early today for the dentist, and even though I have like 80 hours of comp time AND could use sick time for it too, I feel guilty. My boss is totally cool about stuff like this and he never says anything but I feel like I'm sneaking out or something. Plus I'll probably run into our most obnoxious operations manager who will probably say "leaving early again? Man I wish I was in sales"