Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 19, 2007 10:27:05 am PDT #5465 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ah, Jesse, yeah, "A Firing Offense". I really love that one, but it does make me an ass in "Best Buy" Although I don't really think those people are stoned. Maybe they should be. Maybe it would help.

I just re-read "Sweet Forever," which just reminded me about all those guys.

You guys, my new TV is freaking awesome.


bon bon - Aug 19, 2007 11:06:38 am PDT #5466 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

You guys, my new TV is freaking awesome.

When am I invited?


Jesse - Aug 19, 2007 11:08:54 am PDT #5467 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Any time! Or, ASAP before my place gets bad again.

I can't tell if I'm doing something wrong, because my same old cable service is now filling up the whole screen, but the picture doesn't look stretched out. Maybe it is anyway. Eh.

Also, I cannot for the life of me get the cable remote to turn the TV on and off. Time Warner offered me three codes, none of which seem to work.


Jesse - Aug 19, 2007 11:51:19 am PDT #5468 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Crap. I was supposed to do laundry today. Yeah, that's not going to happen. Maybe I'll do a load tomorrow after work.


Burrell - Aug 19, 2007 12:10:28 pm PDT #5469 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Egad, I have tv envy. I haven't had tv envy in forever, not because I have a nice tv or anything (ours is a dinosaur). But now I want a new one. TV however will have to wait until after the new oven, the much-hoped-for dishwasher, and the bunk beds.

Homeownership is one big money sink.


Jesse - Aug 19, 2007 12:20:14 pm PDT #5470 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just went nutty. In my head, flat-screen TVs were a grand, so I would never get one, but this one was less than half that. And my old TV sometimes wouldn't turn on. It worked fine when it was on, but still.

Tom, should I not bother trying to sell it, do you think?


Jesse - Aug 19, 2007 12:20:40 pm PDT #5471 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, my oven door doesn't close all the way and I have no dishwasher.


Burrell - Aug 19, 2007 12:31:28 pm PDT #5472 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My oven doesn't work, period (we use the convection/microwave instead). Oh wait, you've never seen my kitchen. If you did, you'd understand. It is deeply in need of a remodel. My mom wanted to get it remodeled when they first moved in 40+ years ago. She never got her wish. I feel it is my daughterly duty to see it through.


Jesse - Aug 19, 2007 12:35:31 pm PDT #5473 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh dear. That does sound extreme and higher-priority than a TV.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2007 12:35:32 pm PDT #5474 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Despite getting off to a migraine-y bad start, this weekend seems to be shaping up. Today I cleaned the worst horrors off my kitchen floor, did grocery shopping, washed dishes, and ended my own six-week dry spell at the same time that the weather did likewise.