Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 16, 2007 1:55:32 pm PDT #5074 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, man, that's totally not nice.

The image, I mean.

Thing is...now I need to forward it.


Zenkitty - Aug 16, 2007 2:04:54 pm PDT #5075 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Half Price Books buys magazines? Wonder if they want a ton of Smithsonian and Scientific American.


tommyrot - Aug 16, 2007 2:06:40 pm PDT #5076 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Zenkitty, insent....

I am going home. Or perhaps to buy a book on ASP.NET, as it's making my head hurt.


Zenkitty - Aug 16, 2007 2:10:29 pm PDT #5077 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Backflung, tommy.


brenda m - Aug 16, 2007 2:15:10 pm PDT #5078 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Am now at bar. Have iffy wireless connection, but also have beer. Have informed boss that if they make me come in tomorrow I will flip out like a mammal, so I will dial in to my two conference calls before 9 am, but after that they can kiss my sasparilla.


Tom Scola - Aug 16, 2007 2:18:10 pm PDT #5079 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I'm at a bar too!

Yay!


Daisy Jane - Aug 16, 2007 2:18:44 pm PDT #5080 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I want to be at a bar.

Am at work instead.

Have loft party after tho.


§ ita § - Aug 16, 2007 2:19:09 pm PDT #5081 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Crazy captchas.

I was just told of a co-worker who begged out of a meeting say she would be on holiday. But came into work that day. To a meeting where the invitee to the cancelled meeting was expected to attend.

When asked why she lied, she said "Well, I just didn't want to meet."

There are lies, and then there are very weak lies that collapse under their own weight. I don't get it.


-t - Aug 16, 2007 2:19:17 pm PDT #5082 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Good plan, brenda.


Cashmere - Aug 16, 2007 2:19:23 pm PDT #5083 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

After all this time I should know better than to click on ita's links.

And yet....