Also have next door neighbors at the table behind me, which I have decided will have no bearing on my plan to drink alcohol and read porn in public until I no longer have to choke a bitch.

ETA: after all, they won't be my neighbors for long, will they?

These crazy preachers have been screaming their racist bullshit on megaphones outside my office for the past couple hours. I can't get any work done it's so obnoxious.

they won't be my neighbors for long, will they?

That's true! So freeing.

I wish I were at a bar, except for the people.

I have no people! Except behind me. I just have dog.

Nice.

Puppy whistling video

OMG!! that is the most adorable thing i have seen all day.

I have a confession, ita's links fascinate me. i don't know how she comes up with some of the things she does. mayhap she's plugged into the matrix and the internet is her bitch.

My neighborhood is forcing my mood to improve.

There's a woman across the street holding a toddler and they're pointing and talking about the dog. When I noticed and made eye contact she just nodded and laughed. They've been there for about five minutes so far.

I went in to get another beer, and just folded up the computer and took it with instead of lugging my whole bag this time. The counter guy was laughing at me: "You leave the dog and the pizza, but not the computer, eh? "Well, the dog will defend the pizza. I'm not so sure about the computer."

More tales from the neighborhood. A man just vogued at me. I mean, stopped in the middle of the intersection and vogued and didn't move until I acknowledged him.

Of course, then he came over and sat down next to the dog and started bothering her - seriously, she never dislikes anyone and she wanted nothing to do with this guy. So then I was rude until he went away. Weird. (And v. v. gay, so not trying to hit on me or scary weird or anything. In case the vogueing didn't make that clear.)

I love neighborhood tales. I even sometimes like being in them. But it makes me all happy. I get really emotional over communities. I love it when there is an event (parade, neighborhood festival, whatever) and complete strangers start talking to each other and ME and we're all friendly and helpful and I swear, I have to fight tearing up. It's a little bizarre, but I guess it's just seeing the humans do something right and being nice. I mean, I like voting day because I like standing in those lines for an exercise in community of sorts. Makes me feel all benevolent. Even when there are assholes, cause then you band together against the assholery.

Sap, standing right here.