Theo, may you have the weirdass freaky bolt from the blue luck I had the past three weeks.
My tutee and I exchanged dental numbness stories. Poor girl had her two-behind-the-canines yanked in prep for braces today. But she's really getting leaps and bounds better at reading comprehension. I don't think I can take credit for that.
You will too get a job, Theo.
Remember like last night or two nights ago where everything was going right for you? See? You need to avoid that night.
Crap! It totally is payback.
That search engine freaked me out. I have no idea when I became that accessible. Public records have outed me.
I even tried two of my hard to find friends, and it got pretty close (wanted money for more).
Theo, this shit is random, is all I know.
Theo, you will get a job, and it will be a good one.
I'm home, and I drove safely, and now I can take the good drugs. YAY.
OMG, someone in this big meeting I've been in for two days is apparently having surgery to have a fifth wisdom tooth pulled
from behind her eye.
^*(@#*#&^* Brenda just grossed me out and made me do the heeby jeeby dance around the kitchen.
As much as it sucked, I'm glad mine got yanked at 17.
Yikes. I had my fifth pulled with the other four, but I was keeping all of them in my mouth.
You know that overextended joke from Family Guy, where Peter goes "AHHHHHHH" a lot?
Yeah, brenda just made me make that noise.
Seriously. And she mentioned this in the freaking "fun fact about me" get-to-know-you crap. Eeuueeheesh.