Yikes. I had my fifth pulled with the other four, but I was keeping all of them in my mouth.
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
You know that overextended joke from Family Guy, where Peter goes "AHHHHHHH" a lot?
Yeah, brenda just made me make that noise.
Seriously. And she mentioned this in the freaking "fun fact about me" get-to-know-you crap. Eeuueeheesh.
And she mentioned this in the freaking "fun fact about me" get-to-know-you crap.
This I'd totally do.
In fact, if breasts weren't involved, I'd tell my lumpectomy story really early on. But I just want to avoid the staring.
OMG, someone in this big meeting I've been in for two days is apparently having surgery to have a fifth wisdom tooth pulled from behind her eye.
Brenda works with the Corinthian! Run, Brenda!
I think I've mentioned my TMJ surgery here. Anyway, before I had it done, I was telling a coworker how weird it'd be if, say, halfway though the surgery there was a nuclear war and I had to leave the hospital with my upper jaw detached from my head and just hanging there....
She got all grossed out and couldn't believe I would talk about such things....
The funny part was you could look around the room and see forty people all feeling up their jawlines and temples and trying to figure out how the hell that even works.
Other things I learned this past couple of days:
Along with the crappy note pad and pen, a little egg of silly putty at each seat = GENIUS!
Our new team member is a keener of the highest order.
There is no age or career level at which a gold star sticker ceases to be a serious motivator.
There is no age or career level at which a gold star sticker ceases to be a serious motivator.
Now I'm picturing a zombie agreeing to stop eating brains in exchange for a gold star. The zombie I'm picturing has a big smile on her face....
You think she wouldn't?
BRAIIIIINSSSS TASTEEE BRAII- GOLD STAR? ME WANT! SHHHHTTAAAR.
You think she wouldn't?
No, I think it's perfectly plausible....