Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2007 4:30:15 pm PDT #4894 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Theo, that suck. I woulda' thought SQL knowledge would be a ticket to job goodness. Guess I'm outa' the loop on that one. Maybe continued fallout from the dotcom crash?


sarameg - Aug 15, 2007 4:35:03 pm PDT #4895 of 10001

Theo, may you have the weirdass freaky bolt from the blue luck I had the past three weeks.

My tutee and I exchanged dental numbness stories. Poor girl had her two-behind-the-canines yanked in prep for braces today. But she's really getting leaps and bounds better at reading comprehension. I don't think I can take credit for that.


Jesse - Aug 15, 2007 4:39:05 pm PDT #4896 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You will too get a job, Theo.

Remember like last night or two nights ago where everything was going right for you? See? You need to avoid that night.

Crap! It totally is payback.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2007 4:41:33 pm PDT #4897 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That search engine freaked me out. I have no idea when I became that accessible. Public records have outed me.

I even tried two of my hard to find friends, and it got pretty close (wanted money for more).

Theo, this shit is random, is all I know.


Lee - Aug 15, 2007 5:06:43 pm PDT #4898 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Theo, you will get a job, and it will be a good one.

I'm home, and I drove safely, and now I can take the good drugs. YAY.


brenda m - Aug 15, 2007 5:07:14 pm PDT #4899 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

OMG, someone in this big meeting I've been in for two days is apparently having surgery to have a fifth wisdom tooth pulled from behind her eye.


msbelle - Aug 15, 2007 5:08:48 pm PDT #4900 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

^*(@#*#&^* Brenda just grossed me out and made me do the heeby jeeby dance around the kitchen.


sarameg - Aug 15, 2007 5:13:31 pm PDT #4901 of 10001

As much as it sucked, I'm glad mine got yanked at 17.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2007 5:16:03 pm PDT #4902 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yikes. I had my fifth pulled with the other four, but I was keeping all of them in my mouth.


Ailleann - Aug 15, 2007 5:16:13 pm PDT #4903 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

You know that overextended joke from Family Guy, where Peter goes "AHHHHHHH" a lot?

Yeah, brenda just made me make that noise.