Kaylee: Can I? Zoe: Sure. He's out, though. Kaylee: He did this for me, once.

'Safe'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2007 3:56:31 pm PDT #4888 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had to look up the definition of inprecatory... so it means praying that God puts a curse on one's enemies. Or maybe that God kills them.

Pastor Wiley Drake Calls for Imprecatory Prayer against So-Called Religious Liberty Watchdog Group

"So-called" religious liberty? Well, I guess religions other than Christianity aren't real religions, which could explain it....

MEDIA ADVISORY, Aug. 14 /Christian Newswire/ -- In light of the recent attack from the enemies of God I ask the children of God to go into action with Imprecatory Prayer. Especially against Americans United for Separation of Church and State. I made an attempt to go to them via Matt 18:15 but they refused to talk to me. Specifically target Joe Conn or Jeremy Learing. They are those who lead the attack. (You can see their press release attack at www.au.org )

Imprecatory prayer, is now our duty

Now that all efforts have been exhausted, we must begin our Imprecatory Prayer, at the key points of the parliamentary role in the earth where we live.

...

Let us join Paul and declare anathema upon anyone" who loves not the Lord Jesus." I Cor 16:22


bon bon - Aug 15, 2007 4:15:20 pm PDT #4889 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Then I came home, and was vacuuming, and I don't know if I bought the wrong bag, or installed it wrong, or what, but the bag exploded in the middle of my living room -- not because it was full. Of course, I didn't have another bag, but I did have duct tape, so I taped the bag shut again and re-vacuumed. Good times.

Remember like last night or two nights ago where everything was going right for you? See? You need to avoid that night.

I'm half-drunk.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2007 4:16:10 pm PDT #4890 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm half-drunk.

Which half?


bon bon - Aug 15, 2007 4:19:13 pm PDT #4891 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Which half?

Unfortunately, it's not the watching-Last-Comic-Standing-for-the-first-time half.

It's the posting half.


Theodosia - Aug 15, 2007 4:19:51 pm PDT #4892 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm feeling that I'll never get a job. The recruiter was pretty down about my chances of getting a SQL job because the market is pretty saturated with people with much more current experience than I have. And it may be a while before I can find a Notes job. SIGH.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2007 4:28:54 pm PDT #4893 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have people heard of Pipl? Supposedly it's the best people search engine - it amalgamates results from many sources.

I'm almost ungoogleable, but it found some matches for me.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2007 4:30:15 pm PDT #4894 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Theo, that suck. I woulda' thought SQL knowledge would be a ticket to job goodness. Guess I'm outa' the loop on that one. Maybe continued fallout from the dotcom crash?


sarameg - Aug 15, 2007 4:35:03 pm PDT #4895 of 10001

Theo, may you have the weirdass freaky bolt from the blue luck I had the past three weeks.

My tutee and I exchanged dental numbness stories. Poor girl had her two-behind-the-canines yanked in prep for braces today. But she's really getting leaps and bounds better at reading comprehension. I don't think I can take credit for that.


Jesse - Aug 15, 2007 4:39:05 pm PDT #4896 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You will too get a job, Theo.

Remember like last night or two nights ago where everything was going right for you? See? You need to avoid that night.

Crap! It totally is payback.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2007 4:41:33 pm PDT #4897 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That search engine freaked me out. I have no idea when I became that accessible. Public records have outed me.

I even tried two of my hard to find friends, and it got pretty close (wanted money for more).

Theo, this shit is random, is all I know.