I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 15, 2007 11:19:36 am PDT #4850 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

A coworker mentioned to me that she forgets that COB = Close of Business. Also, the original emailer is someone who once emailed me at like 8pm for information that she needed "today." So who knows what she thinks.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2007 11:23:00 am PDT #4851 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Photos of ceramic figurines in the middle of being destroyed

I was surprised at how evocative these are. The figurines themselves are mostly of people engaged in activity, and the way the figurines are breaking it looks as if the figurines are causing their own destruction.


Aims - Aug 15, 2007 11:33:41 am PDT #4852 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link] That made me laugh.


meara - Aug 15, 2007 11:47:51 am PDT #4853 of 10001

Unless there was clear reason for it to be otherwise, I always figured by saying "I need this by COB", it meant "send it to me before you leave work, which may be after I leave work, so that I will have it first thing in the morning to work on". Or something.


shrift - Aug 15, 2007 11:49:30 am PDT #4854 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I usually see EOB. Although if I see an acronym I don't know, I Google.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2007 11:50:33 am PDT #4855 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I always figured by saying "I need this by COB", it meant "send it to me before you leave work

I always assume "by COB" means wrapped around ears of corn.

OK, I've never actually seen the abbreviation "COB" before.


Daisy Jane - Aug 15, 2007 11:53:00 am PDT #4856 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Photos of ceramic figurines in the middle of being destroyed

I love the hummingbird one. It looks as if they just decided to fly away.

I have had a few people ask me why I sent them an email with only EOM. I usually just tell them it's "End of Message" though I really want to say, "It's short for 'I don't fucking have time to figure out pleasantries to write you when all I really needed to say was in the subject line and could you just review the attachment already!?! GOD!"


sumi - Aug 15, 2007 11:53:29 am PDT #4857 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I get that it's "close of business" but here COB means College of Business.


Jesse - Aug 15, 2007 11:57:25 am PDT #4858 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"It's short for 'I don't fucking have time to figure out pleasantries to write you when all I really needed to say was in the subject line and could you just review the attachment already!?! GOD!"

SERIOUSLY.

And it continues. I just got the most obnoxious response EVAR, "clarifying" what she's looking for.

I'm seriously about to cry.


Daisy Jane - Aug 15, 2007 11:59:12 am PDT #4859 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And it continues. I just got the most obnoxious response EVAR, "clarifying" what she's looking for.

I'm seriously about to cry.

Come have a smoke with me Jesse.