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Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

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Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns

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Daisy Jane - Aug 15, 2007 11:53:00 am PDT #4856 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Photos of ceramic figurines in the middle of being destroyed

I love the hummingbird one. It looks as if they just decided to fly away.

I have had a few people ask me why I sent them an email with only EOM. I usually just tell them it's "End of Message" though I really want to say, "It's short for 'I don't fucking have time to figure out pleasantries to write you when all I really needed to say was in the subject line and could you just review the attachment already!?! GOD!"

sumi - Aug 15, 2007 11:53:29 am PDT #4857 of 10001

Art Crawl!!!

I get that it's "close of business" but here COB means College of Business.

Jesse - Aug 15, 2007 11:57:25 am PDT #4858 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"It's short for 'I don't fucking have time to figure out pleasantries to write you when all I really needed to say was in the subject line and could you just review the attachment already!?! GOD!"

SERIOUSLY.

And it continues. I just got the most obnoxious response EVAR, "clarifying" what she's looking for.

I'm seriously about to cry.

Daisy Jane - Aug 15, 2007 11:59:12 am PDT #4859 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And it continues. I just got the most obnoxious response EVAR, "clarifying" what she's looking for.

I'm seriously about to cry.

Come have a smoke with me Jesse.

Jesse - Aug 15, 2007 12:05:12 pm PDT #4860 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I would love to! Instead I am going to hold out until I leave here, which will be VERY shortly.

Sophia Brooks - Aug 15, 2007 12:06:45 pm PDT #4861 of 10001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

[link] That made me laugh.

Aimee, I think that is the funniest thing I have seen in FOREVER. I can't stop laughing!

Aims - Aug 15, 2007 12:11:55 pm PDT #4862 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimee, I think that is the funniest thing I have seen in FOREVER. I can't stop laughing!

What made me laugh even more was the person that posted in response to it "What the hell is this? Is this a joke? This is why I don't post here anymore. You people are crazy!"

Bobbi - Aug 15, 2007 12:14:25 pm PDT #4863 of 10001

Dog is my co-pilot.

Aimée, I love that. It's been circulating in the rescue community for years, but it always makes me laugh.

§ ita § - Aug 15, 2007 1:08:40 pm PDT #4864 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oy. Work craziness. But not as much as you have, Jesse. Go drink.

I haven't eaten popcorn in years, sadly. I'm not sure how it changed or why, but as soon as most people think it's done I think it's pain.

amych - Aug 15, 2007 1:11:34 pm PDT #4865 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It's been circulating in the rescue community for years, but it always makes me laugh.

Yeah, I remember that one from back in usenet days, but it's been a while since I've seen it. Still cracks my shit up.

(eta: and now I'm wondering if the names have been changed for more up-to-date baby-naming trends. And I'm so not doing that bit of hunting right now.)

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