I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Cordelia ,'Showtime'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Aug 15, 2007 10:30:18 am PDT #4844 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Which is about the same thing he said when he was giving out some kind of token to the families of dead soldiers. Except I think he told the families "Don't sell this on eBay." The man is an insensitive prick.

well, you expect of others the same behavior that you have. He would do it, so he expects others to do so.


Daisy Jane - Aug 15, 2007 10:31:15 am PDT #4845 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

well, you expect of others the same behavior that you have. He would do it, so he expects others to do so.

This is my thought also


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2007 10:33:40 am PDT #4846 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

from tommyrot's link, Amey quotes Bush as saying:

Actually, it was Rove who said that. (After Bush refused to continue the signing thing.)


askye - Aug 15, 2007 10:41:48 am PDT #4847 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Oh, I skimmed it the first time I read it (over on Crooks and Liars I think) and got it in my head that Bush said it.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 15, 2007 10:47:17 am PDT #4848 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

OMG, I already have a headache, but I am totally getting why microwave popcorn is a migraine trigger for ita. Somebody in a cubicle near me is eating some and the smell is hitting me right in the frontal lobes.

Yeah, it hits me the same way ever since I accidentally burnt some in a microwave five years ago.


Jessica - Aug 15, 2007 11:15:51 am PDT #4849 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Do I have to respond to an email that I just got (unrelated to earlier meetings) that said, "I was just wondering when you'd get that stuff to me!" The last email I sent her said "I will get that to you by COB on Wednesday." What the fuck time does she think COB is?

Ignore it until 5 and then say "Sorry I didn't respond to this sooner, I was too busy working to finish X by COB today."


Jesse - Aug 15, 2007 11:19:36 am PDT #4850 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

A coworker mentioned to me that she forgets that COB = Close of Business. Also, the original emailer is someone who once emailed me at like 8pm for information that she needed "today." So who knows what she thinks.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2007 11:23:00 am PDT #4851 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Photos of ceramic figurines in the middle of being destroyed

I was surprised at how evocative these are. The figurines themselves are mostly of people engaged in activity, and the way the figurines are breaking it looks as if the figurines are causing their own destruction.


Aims - Aug 15, 2007 11:33:41 am PDT #4852 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link] That made me laugh.


meara - Aug 15, 2007 11:47:51 am PDT #4853 of 10001

Unless there was clear reason for it to be otherwise, I always figured by saying "I need this by COB", it meant "send it to me before you leave work, which may be after I leave work, so that I will have it first thing in the morning to work on". Or something.