I'll never be on Cash Cab, I just know it.
OTOH, I think I'm about to order some Omaha Steaks, even though I think it's probably ridiculous.
Wait. People? She eats people? 'To Serve Man.' It's 'To Serve Man' all over again.
Gunn ,'Power Play'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Aug 13, 2007 2:52:07 pm PDT #4437 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
sarameg - Aug 13, 2007 2:54:45 pm PDT #4438 of 10001
I think my brain is fried. I just though "fifty of one, half dozen of another." Um. And I need to go grocery shopping tomorrow. And tutor. And prep for something that may be mine already, but I really don't know and it is freaking me out. And I need new batteries.
People need to learn that not all sharing is good.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 2:57:56 pm PDT #4439 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are the baby wipes flushable?
They can be. Bring on the Howard nookie!
There isn't any circumstances that I'd want to know what cleanliness Terrence demands of his wimmin unless he was trying to convince me to be one of them. I'd still look at him funny, but at least then the info would be pertinent.
A guy I know pranked another one by putting Ben Gay on all his baby wipes--the prankee thought he'd be safe using some from the bottom of the pile, and, well, you can guess how that turned out for his butt.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 2:59:16 pm PDT #4440 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Alpen:
Like Real Dolls, with circuitry. Needless to say, probably not work safe unless you work in those parts of the Valley.
sarameg - Aug 13, 2007 3:01:51 pm PDT #4441 of 10001
One of my brother's CO's did something similar. Same guy who mined bro's salsa with condoms. I'm led to believe he was crazy. But I don't know what my brother did
Jesse - Aug 13, 2007 3:11:44 pm PDT #4442 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Like Real Dolls, with circuitry. Needless to say, probably not work safe unless you work in those parts of the Valley.
Those things are not only freaky, but they start at $5500. Couldn't you just use that money on hookers??
Kat - Aug 13, 2007 3:12:03 pm PDT #4443 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
not clicking on ita's link. not clicking on ita's link. not clicking on ita's link.
JenP - Aug 13, 2007 3:15:53 pm PDT #4444 of 10001
not clicking on ita's link. not clicking on ita's link. not clicking on ita's link.
First I thought, "It's only baby wipes..." Then I read further. And, god help me, I clicked. Actually, all things considered, not one of her more scandalous ones.
Callaluna - Aug 13, 2007 4:03:49 pm PDT #4445 of 10001
I skipped, sorry.
[Rant]
Is it normal to want to kill your fiancee five weeks before the wedding? Seriously, should I be worried that I am having all I can do to keep from throwing heavy objects at him right now? He is being infuriating. He has been putting off choosing the tuxedos for months now. Every time I bring them up, we end up arguing. He says he's too busy to take half a day off to go and get them. He's even refusing to return the best man's phone calls. Now granted, his best man is a pain in the ass. But in this instance, he's trying to be helpful by arranging a time when they can go together.
He swears he still wants to marry me and that this isn't some passive agressive message he is trying to send. His words were, "Of course I want to marry you, I wouldn't have asked you if I didn't want to." But its all I can think of - he works seven days a week, and he is SELF EMPLOYED. Am I really supposed to believe that it is an absolute impossibility for him to take half a day off on a weekend???
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Vortex - Aug 13, 2007 4:04:16 pm PDT #4446 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
There isn't any circumstances that I'd want to know what cleanliness Terrence demands of his wimmin unless he was trying to convince me to be one of them. I'd still look at him funny, but at least then the info would be pertinent
well, I certainly hope that he's that fastidious because he plans on spending a lot of time down there.