I think my brain is fried. I just though "fifty of one, half dozen of another." Um. And I need to go grocery shopping tomorrow. And tutor. And prep for something that may be mine already, but I really don't know and it is freaking me out. And I need new batteries.

People need to learn that not all sharing is good.

Are the baby wipes flushable?

They can be. Bring on the Howard nookie!

There isn't any circumstances that I'd want to know what cleanliness Terrence demands of his wimmin unless he was trying to convince me to be one of them. I'd still look at him funny, but at least then the info would be pertinent.

A guy I know pranked another one by putting Ben Gay on all his baby wipes--the prankee thought he'd be safe using some from the bottom of the pile, and, well, you can guess how that turned out for his butt.

Alpen:

Like Real Dolls, with circuitry. Needless to say, probably not work safe unless you work in those parts of the Valley.

One of my brother's CO's did something similar. Same guy who mined bro's salsa with condoms. I'm led to believe he was crazy. But I don't know what my brother did

Like Real Dolls, with circuitry. Needless to say, probably not work safe unless you work in those parts of the Valley.

Those things are not only freaky, but they start at $5500. Couldn't you just use that money on hookers??

not clicking on ita's link. not clicking on ita's link. not clicking on ita's link.

not clicking on ita's link. not clicking on ita's link. not clicking on ita's link.

First I thought, "It's only baby wipes..." Then I read further. And, god help me, I clicked. Actually, all things considered, not one of her more scandalous ones.

I skipped, sorry.

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Is it normal to want to kill your fiancee five weeks before the wedding? Seriously, should I be worried that I am having all I can do to keep from throwing heavy objects at him right now? He is being infuriating. He has been putting off choosing the tuxedos for months now. Every time I bring them up, we end up arguing. He says he's too busy to take half a day off to go and get them. He's even refusing to return the best man's phone calls. Now granted, his best man is a pain in the ass. But in this instance, he's trying to be helpful by arranging a time when they can go together.

He swears he still wants to marry me and that this isn't some passive agressive message he is trying to send. His words were, "Of course I want to marry you, I wouldn't have asked you if I didn't want to." But its all I can think of - he works seven days a week, and he is SELF EMPLOYED. Am I really supposed to believe that it is an absolute impossibility for him to take half a day off on a weekend???

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There isn't any circumstances that I'd want to know what cleanliness Terrence demands of his wimmin unless he was trying to convince me to be one of them. I'd still look at him funny, but at least then the info would be pertinent

well, I certainly hope that he's that fastidious because he plans on spending a lot of time down there.

Is it normal to want to kill your fiancee five weeks before the wedding?

Yes.

(Seriously: HUGE high-stress time! All kinds of deep and scary redefining who you are as a unit, masked by socially-enforced smiley-face stuff, needing some way of being vented! Plus, dude actually does need to take a day off if he's working 7 days. You both do. You're workaholics. Take a breather and be fun together.)