Good to know. I suspect it might be the same if you marry a chiropractor.
When did Merv Griffin die? Today? I also read that Brooke Astor died.
I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 2:11:42 pm PDT #4431 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 2:13:34 pm PDT #4432 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kashi Lean:
Okay, yesterday, according to IMDB.
Which also tells me this:
Hustle & Flow star Terrence Howard refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean." The Oscar-nominated actor insists potential female suitors must not rely solely on toilet tissues in the bathroom, and even goes to the trouble of advising any partners to make the switch to baby wipes if they don't already use them. He tells Elle magazine, "If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
Which I really didn't want to know. Not that I was inviting him to my bathroom, or anything.
Sparky1 - Aug 13, 2007 2:16:58 pm PDT #4433 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Dear Terrence Howard,
Just stick to the acting, and shut up about everything else.
Signed, Women
Jesse - Aug 13, 2007 2:18:05 pm PDT #4434 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, that's bananas. Although a friend of mine from high school had a strict shower-in-between-pooping-and-sex rule. I really knew way too much about her sex life.
Jesse - Aug 13, 2007 2:31:15 pm PDT #4435 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So, I'm watching Cash Cab, and I realized that since I take cabs so infrequently, if I were ever to get in the Cash Cab, it would probably be with my boss and the Big Boss, and it would be a freaking nightmare. Because what if they got the answer wrong and I couldn't steamroll them??
bon bon - Aug 13, 2007 2:48:26 pm PDT #4436 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Are the baby wipes flushable?
Jesse, I know they do some prescreening, so maybe you'll be one of those!
Jesse - Aug 13, 2007 2:52:07 pm PDT #4437 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'll never be on Cash Cab, I just know it.
OTOH, I think I'm about to order some Omaha Steaks, even though I think it's probably ridiculous.
sarameg - Aug 13, 2007 2:54:45 pm PDT #4438 of 10001
I think my brain is fried. I just though "fifty of one, half dozen of another." Um. And I need to go grocery shopping tomorrow. And tutor. And prep for something that may be mine already, but I really don't know and it is freaking me out. And I need new batteries.
People need to learn that not all sharing is good.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 2:57:56 pm PDT #4439 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are the baby wipes flushable?
They can be. Bring on the Howard nookie!
There isn't any circumstances that I'd want to know what cleanliness Terrence demands of his wimmin unless he was trying to convince me to be one of them. I'd still look at him funny, but at least then the info would be pertinent.
A guy I know pranked another one by putting Ben Gay on all his baby wipes--the prankee thought he'd be safe using some from the bottom of the pile, and, well, you can guess how that turned out for his butt.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 2:59:16 pm PDT #4440 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Alpen:
Like Real Dolls, with circuitry. Needless to say, probably not work safe unless you work in those parts of the Valley.