Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Aug 13, 2007 1:40:24 pm PDT #4425 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It was just a nice, fun interview. And I was all wrapped in ~ma and wearing a sassy ensemble and it felt effortless and good. So, yay!

When we were talking about kids and stepkids, the interviewer said of her son, "His whole world just fell apart when his big brother went off to college." Which is exactly what Hec and I have been guessing will happen to Matilda when Emmett goes. Poor little snoodle. At least we've got another 7 years to go before that particular sorrow hits.


JZ - Aug 13, 2007 1:42:11 pm PDT #4426 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

$164 for a decent bumper repair is totally reasonable (marriage-worthy, I'm less certain, but then I don't know how bad your bumper was to start out with). Ours is presently epoxied in place, and so it will stay because a replacement would cost more than the entire car is worth at this point.


Jesse - Aug 13, 2007 1:45:55 pm PDT #4427 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay for a good interview, JZ!

Yay for decent car dealings, ita!

Yay for International Lefthanders Day! I just noticed today that a coworker is a lefty.


beth b - Aug 13, 2007 1:51:18 pm PDT #4428 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay that's what an interview should be like , JZ

yay for good priced car repairs

and yay for naps - which I just had


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 2:02:15 pm PDT #4429 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

$164 for a decent bumper repair is totally reasonable (marriage-worthy, I'm less certain, but then I don't know how bad your bumper was to start out with).

Thing is, I went in because my oil pressure was too low, and something had ripped off the bottom of the car. I already had body shop quotes for bumper repair (~$250), so having all three things fixed for less than $200? At least sexual favours over an extended period.

Wait...isn't that the opposite of marriage? I find it very hard to keep track.


tommyrot - Aug 13, 2007 2:03:13 pm PDT #4430 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's the same as marriage, if you're married to a mechanic.


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 2:11:42 pm PDT #4431 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Good to know. I suspect it might be the same if you marry a chiropractor.

When did Merv Griffin die? Today? I also read that Brooke Astor died.


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 2:13:34 pm PDT #4432 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kashi Lean:

Okay, yesterday, according to IMDB.

Which also tells me this:

Hustle & Flow star Terrence Howard refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean." The Oscar-nominated actor insists potential female suitors must not rely solely on toilet tissues in the bathroom, and even goes to the trouble of advising any partners to make the switch to baby wipes if they don't already use them. He tells Elle magazine, "If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."

Which I really didn't want to know. Not that I was inviting him to my bathroom, or anything.


Sparky1 - Aug 13, 2007 2:16:58 pm PDT #4433 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Dear Terrence Howard,

Just stick to the acting, and shut up about everything else.

Signed, Women


Jesse - Aug 13, 2007 2:18:05 pm PDT #4434 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, that's bananas. Although a friend of mine from high school had a strict shower-in-between-pooping-and-sex rule. I really knew way too much about her sex life.