Maybe I will wear the pink short shorts to class today.
Guh-thunk!
My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Glamcookie - Aug 13, 2007 12:44:08 pm PDT #4415 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 1:04:11 pm PDT #4416 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's going to be me and the 17 year old instructor in matching pink krav running shorts.
There is nothing even vaguely sensible about dressing scantily and like someone more than 20 years your junior.
I know this, yet...
tommyrot - Aug 13, 2007 1:05:14 pm PDT #4417 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ - Aug 13, 2007 1:27:40 pm PDT #4418 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
The interview~ma, it is indeed powerful. I walked into the office and found that my interviewer was (a) a lifelong Bay Area resident who was (b) the mother of a 10-year-old and (c) stepmother to a 20-year-old who had hated her and believed the new baby would ruin his life but who fell in love within 10 seconds of holding the little baby. And who also (d) went to high school with my current boss's two sons and remembers them and their sister fondly (I'm doing this job search with current boss's blessing, so no danger of awkwardness there). It could only have gone better if her husband were a music writer and Tom Waits fan.
So, I have to make some revisions to my resume and send it to her, and then I'm at the top of her list for exec asst positions for local biotech firms.
::does small but vigorous dance of hope::
sumi - Aug 13, 2007 1:29:15 pm PDT #4419 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Woo hoo!
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 1:30:30 pm PDT #4420 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Good news, JZ.
I really wish they would give me my car back. I'm watching Oprah and reading Us. I tried reading O, but damn.
Lee - Aug 13, 2007 1:32:30 pm PDT #4421 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
YAY JZ
Daisy Jane - Aug 13, 2007 1:33:48 pm PDT #4422 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Congrats, JZ! I'll be ~maing for you.
Pix - Aug 13, 2007 1:35:26 pm PDT #4423 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Woot! JZ, that's great news!
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 1:36:00 pm PDT #4424 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And lo! The car is returning to me and I'm only $164 poorer. If they've done a halfway decent job with my bumper, I may need to marry someone.