It's going to be me and the 17 year old instructor in matching pink krav running shorts.
There is nothing even vaguely sensible about dressing scantily and like someone more than 20 years your junior.
I know this, yet...
Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.
'Get It Done'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 1:04:11 pm PDT #4416 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Aug 13, 2007 1:05:14 pm PDT #4417 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ - Aug 13, 2007 1:27:40 pm PDT #4418 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
The interview~ma, it is indeed powerful. I walked into the office and found that my interviewer was (a) a lifelong Bay Area resident who was (b) the mother of a 10-year-old and (c) stepmother to a 20-year-old who had hated her and believed the new baby would ruin his life but who fell in love within 10 seconds of holding the little baby. And who also (d) went to high school with my current boss's two sons and remembers them and their sister fondly (I'm doing this job search with current boss's blessing, so no danger of awkwardness there). It could only have gone better if her husband were a music writer and Tom Waits fan.
So, I have to make some revisions to my resume and send it to her, and then I'm at the top of her list for exec asst positions for local biotech firms.
::does small but vigorous dance of hope::
sumi - Aug 13, 2007 1:29:15 pm PDT #4419 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Woo hoo!
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 1:30:30 pm PDT #4420 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Good news, JZ.
I really wish they would give me my car back. I'm watching Oprah and reading Us. I tried reading O, but damn.
Lee - Aug 13, 2007 1:32:30 pm PDT #4421 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
YAY JZ
Daisy Jane - Aug 13, 2007 1:33:48 pm PDT #4422 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Congrats, JZ! I'll be ~maing for you.
Pix - Aug 13, 2007 1:35:26 pm PDT #4423 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Woot! JZ, that's great news!
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 1:36:00 pm PDT #4424 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And lo! The car is returning to me and I'm only $164 poorer. If they've done a halfway decent job with my bumper, I may need to marry someone.
JZ - Aug 13, 2007 1:40:24 pm PDT #4425 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
It was just a nice, fun interview. And I was all wrapped in ~ma and wearing a sassy ensemble and it felt effortless and good. So, yay!
When we were talking about kids and stepkids, the interviewer said of her son, "His whole world just fell apart when his big brother went off to college." Which is exactly what Hec and I have been guessing will happen to Matilda when Emmett goes. Poor little snoodle. At least we've got another 7 years to go before that particular sorrow hits.