I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2007 5:51:51 am PDT #3774 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Academic speak for first year law students.

Ooh. Is there a sorting hat?


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2007 5:53:28 am PDT #3775 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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It's fake, which is a good thing.


amych - Aug 10, 2007 5:54:05 am PDT #3776 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Between the fact that the iThumb dude story originates in one of those freebie papers that gets spammed to every mailbox in town, all the other versions are direct copies of that bit with no other reporting, and the fact that the guy has trouble opening jars since his hands have been made effeminate, I'm just waiting on Snopes.


bon bon - Aug 10, 2007 5:57:25 am PDT #3777 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Amych is right. Sounds a lot like those stories about women who cut off their toes to wear pointy shoes. Classic urban legend material.


Sparky1 - Aug 10, 2007 5:58:39 am PDT #3778 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Is there a sorting hat?

There's only the students with checks that clear and students with checks that don't.

Actually, last week in a meeting I heard that 147 (out of about 300) students hadn't turned in their shot records, which could keep them from being fully, officially registered.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2007 5:59:35 am PDT #3779 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah. Plus it's one of those stories that will spread like crazy as part of a sorta' iPhone backlash.


Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2007 6:01:16 am PDT #3780 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

megan! Please stop leaving bits of your dentition behind you!

Why are these rules so hard to follow???

megan, keep your teeth in your head! Cass, stop bumping into things. S, STOP FALLING DOWN!

Last night I was cooking naked. sighhhh...

Cass heard the squeal when I jolted the pot and splashed.

Oh, so naked AND on the phone.

Probably a rule about that one too, huh?


SuziQ - Aug 10, 2007 6:01:32 am PDT #3781 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

K-Bug's bf and his family headed East on Wednesday for a family wedding. I found out last night that they actually went to DC to do the tourist thing before going wherever the wedding is for the weekend.

Apparently they were complaining about driving around DC. Hah - park and take the Metro, my brain said. I felt like I had a clue.

Then it made me think about my trip to DC, which in turn made me miss all the DC'istas I got to spend time with.


Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2007 6:01:57 am PDT #3782 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLARA!!!!


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2007 6:03:12 am PDT #3783 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I googled "Thomas Martel" - I found a number of matches, but all had the North Denver News story as their source.

I also googled the Dr. (Robert Fox Spars) and the only matches were for this story.