Love isn't brains, children, it's blood, blood screaming inside you to work its will.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Aug 10, 2007 5:31:24 am PDT #3759 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Happy Birthday Clara!

Callaluna, since you always do fiction, do you want to continue in that vein? Three Junes isn't really light but it's very beautiful and easy going down.

In nonfiction, I find Jen Lancaster's books hysterical.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2007 5:32:25 am PDT #3760 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey Gud - what have you been up to?

ION, this is hard to believe, but it's ZDNet, so...

Man endures thumb surgery to better enable iPhone use

The North Denver News reports that Thomas Martel, 28, of Bonnie Brae, Colorado recently underwent “whittling” thumb surgery to better enable him to use the iPhone.

Thomas Martel, 28, of Bonnie Brae is a big guy. So he has a hard time using the features on ever-shrinking user interfaces on devices like his new iPhone. At least, he did, until he had his thumbs surgically altered in a revolutionary new surgical technique known as “whittling.”

“From my old Treo, to my Blackberry, to this new iPhone, I had a hard time hitting the right buttons, and I always lost those little styluses,” Martel tells reporter James Bently. “Sure, the procedure was expensive, but when I think of all the time I save by being able to use modern handhelds so much faster, I really think the surgery will pay for itself in ten to fifteen years. And what it’s saving me in frustration - that’s priceless.”


SuziQ - Aug 10, 2007 5:33:48 am PDT #3761 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I brought CJ to work with me, armed with a bunch of movies. The plan was to have him sit at L's desk and wear headphones.

Well, our admin assistant brought in her daughter who is 7ish. Now they are both in an office (with a door, instead of a cube) watching The Incredibles.

Kids day at work!!! How many people can we annoy!!!


Gudanov - Aug 10, 2007 5:38:15 am PDT #3762 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Man endures thumb surgery to better enable iPhone use

Apple should give that guy a free black turtleneck.

I've been busy. Busy at work, busy at home as I've fallen into non-stop days from waking to sleeping. This morning I did the treadmill, lifted weights, washed two loads of laundry, went to the grocery store, and made the kids breakfast all before my breakfast. Sure it's not six impossible things, but not too bad.


Callaluna - Aug 10, 2007 5:38:39 am PDT #3763 of 10001

Theodosia, thanks for all the great suggestions!! I adore Christopher Moore, but I don't know how they'd all like his unique style.

Odd that you mentioned The Nanny Diaries, because I had thought of that. I read it, but it was ages ago, and since the movie is coming out, I thought it might be fun. Wonder how many people have already read it...

Kat - I do want to stick with fiction, because we've read a plethora of non-fiction and memoirs lately, and I really don't like that sort of thing much. I really prefer fiction, because reading is all about escapism for me. I'll check out Three Junes, though.


Theresa - Aug 10, 2007 5:40:47 am PDT #3764 of 10001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

tommyrot, I just heard about that. My mouth dropped open. People are amazing. He'd rather have his thumbs whittled than keep track of a stylus. Wow. Somewhere usability engineers are praying their products wont be associated with this story.


bon bon - Aug 10, 2007 5:41:58 am PDT #3765 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

For bon bon: Matt Damon may or may not live on Lafayette

Inneresting.


msbelle - Aug 10, 2007 5:42:37 am PDT #3766 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I started singing a song at work just now, let me share it with:

let me count the ways that I don't want to work
I don't want to work
I don't want to wo-ork
Let me count the ways that I don't want to work
#1 is that I'm tired.

repeat FROM the top

#2 is that is rainy
#3 is that it's cold
#4 is that my boss is gone
#5 is that I'm halfway through a movie
#6 is that I'm avoiding big disjointed project
#7 is writing user guides - yuck.


Gudanov - Aug 10, 2007 5:43:36 am PDT #3767 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

That's nothing compared to the invasive surgery that will be needed for the innovative direct neural link interface that will be introduced for the iPerson®.


sumi - Aug 10, 2007 5:44:17 am PDT #3768 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Jericho dvd set news -- I think I don't care that some of the music has changed - Jericho isn't a show where the music has seemed that important. . . FNL on the other hand. . .