Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 2:24:27 pm PDT #3678 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

No, Dillo has to play the kazoo!

We'll be part of the three piece kazoo section. Dillo can be first chair.


DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 2:24:50 pm PDT #3679 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We'll be part of the three piece kazoo section. Dillo can be first chair.

Glad we sorted that out.


Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 2:24:58 pm PDT #3680 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

HA! Kazoo section x-post! Great minds think alike, Hec.


ChiKat - Aug 09, 2007 2:25:22 pm PDT #3681 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Please tell me someone has posted the faux hospital video on not shaking babies?

Okay, that's hysterical! But what's even better? The comments. There are several very offended commenters. BWAH!


amych - Aug 09, 2007 2:27:27 pm PDT #3682 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Giant Dutch Legoman rocks!

Giant Dutch Legoman CRUSHES YOUR HEAD!


DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 2:31:28 pm PDT #3683 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Giant Dutch Legoman CRUSHES YOUR HEAD!

This is our slogan. Perhaps even our way of life. Headcrushing.


Jessica - Aug 09, 2007 2:32:07 pm PDT #3684 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Seriously. Never Shake a Baby.

Can't....stop....laughing...


Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 2:45:43 pm PDT #3685 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Seriously. Never Shake a Baby.

Can't....stop....laughing...

(Also, Black Flag is never getting back together)


amych - Aug 09, 2007 2:49:21 pm PDT #3686 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Also, Black Flag is never getting back together

You're making me make too much cry cry all the time.


Kathy A - Aug 09, 2007 2:50:13 pm PDT #3687 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I was just getting ready to leave work for home, and decided to make a quick peek at my checking account balance. There are two debits on my checking account for $57 each that are for a web-hosting company. I do not have a website, and have never dealt with these people in my life! I called the phone number on the entry to verify that I don't owe these people a dime, and then called my bank to report fraud. But, I have to wait until the entries go from "pending" to final before I can file a claim. Now, I'm terrified that someone has my account info and is looking to fuck up my credit history. Damnit.