And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 26, 2007 9:00:00 am PDT #350 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am so steamed at my migraine specialist. He just sent a snippy email to my GP painting me a difficult patient. Well, maybe he should do something to reduce my headaches. I promise to...wait, I didn't do any of the bad things he said I did. So I'm not sure what I would change.

I don't understand why it's such a fight to find a doctor or two who are chill.


Zenkitty - Jul 26, 2007 9:02:29 am PDT #351 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yup, that's the kitty we were talking about last night. Different article, though.

Eh, I should've known some Buffistas would have gotten to it before me!

ita, I hope you find a good doctor soon.


§ ita § - Jul 26, 2007 9:07:32 am PDT #352 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Reading the email just set off a migraine and stomped on my mood. Must use biofeedback.


Jesse - Jul 26, 2007 9:16:53 am PDT #353 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, ita. That is so not what you need right now!

I'm all jacked from a combination of extra coffee this morning and work stuff, and I can't concentrate for shit.


sarameg - Jul 26, 2007 9:17:02 am PDT #354 of 10001

ita, that just...oh, what's the word? Oh yeah, infuriating. Bah.


Tom Scola - Jul 26, 2007 9:35:16 am PDT #355 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

ectoplasmosis is my new favorite blog.


Connie Neil - Jul 26, 2007 9:39:25 am PDT #356 of 10001
brillig

Tech support nightmares:

"Hi, we cobbled together an intricate system that explicitly does what your software is not designed to do, and our entire corporate structure is based on this system remaining intact. We'd like to upgrade to the newest version of your software, but it's not recognizing our intricate system. What did you do wrong with your new software?"

"Actually, what you set up is not supported by our software. We're amazed you got it to work. The new version is going to move things all around on you if you go through the standard upgrade."

"Oh . . . yes, we noticed everything getting moved around, we need you to undo that and put it back the way it was and upgrade us properly."

"Upgrading you properly means completely redesigning your network. WE don't support what you did."

"That's unacceptable." (amazing how they think that phrase is so powerful). "We want it put back and upgraded the way we want."

"We don't support that."

"That's unacceptable."


bon bon - Jul 26, 2007 9:42:04 am PDT #357 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah, she's a total mess. She's the UK singing Lohan-equivalent.

But Winehouse is talented. I mean, I'm not on board with her offstage life but DAMN is she good.

I just came back from sushi with a Japanese colleague. While there he pointed out a Japanese newspaper (as in the country, not just the language) and guess what was the big front story, with a huge 72 pt headline? Lohan's mugshot. THAT IS RIDICULOUS. She hasn't made a good movie since Mean Girls!


Jesse - Jul 26, 2007 9:46:14 am PDT #358 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But Winehouse is talented.

So is Lohan!! I swear she could still come back to be a Good Actress.


JZ - Jul 26, 2007 9:46:53 am PDT #359 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

connie, please tell us the phone call ended when you put your hand through the receiver and strangled the caller long-distance.

Even if you didn't, please tell us you did anyway.