Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 26, 2007 8:21:19 am PDT #340 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommyrot, when I went by Borderlands bookstore the other day I got to play with Ripley the hairless cat for a good fifteen minutes. She was in a super affectionate mood.

Aww. Hairless cats tend to be pretty affectionate.

Plus maybe she was trying to prevent you from being freaked at the Grim Reaper-kitty.


shrift - Jul 26, 2007 8:24:30 am PDT #341 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You could send it to me, shrift. That would show her.

First I should probably read what I wrote last night while tired and cranky and drinking red wine to make sure it's actually in English.


Allyson - Jul 26, 2007 8:26:47 am PDT #342 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm cuddling Noah, and he looks like he'd like to post, if only he could.


Kathy A - Jul 26, 2007 8:27:22 am PDT #343 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy birthday, Kat. I hope your day turns out to be better for you than you thought, in fact, I hope it comes out awesome!

::joins those in the ded-from-the-cutiness that is D::

Such a great big smile on him!!

Today's a pretty good day for me, since I am now done with my training, I'm getting some work done (finally!), and today turned out to be Indian day at the cafeteria, so I'm happily noshing on some chicken tikki masala and naan (with a side of mixed veggies).


Burrell - Jul 26, 2007 8:29:14 am PDT #344 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, Kat. I will be thinking of you and the babies.

And now I'm off for points North. Here's to a good day's drive.


Zenkitty - Jul 26, 2007 8:31:45 am PDT #345 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy birthday, Kat!

Submitted for your entertainment, a different kind of cat: Cuddly Messenger of Doom


tommyrot - Jul 26, 2007 8:35:28 am PDT #346 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Submitted for your entertainment, a different kind of cat: Cuddly Messenger of Doom

Yup, that's the kitty we were talking about last night. Different article, though.

eta: Same AP article, different publication?


Jesse - Jul 26, 2007 8:35:47 am PDT #347 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm cuddling Noah, and he looks like he'd like to post, if only he could.

I bet he totally would!

all I know about Amy Winehouse is that she's crazy. That's a lot of crazy.

Yeah, she's a total mess. She's the UK singing Lohan-equivalent. (I know Lindsay had that album, but I'm sorry, it doesn't count.)


Jesse - Jul 26, 2007 8:41:00 am PDT #348 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Bacon and beer tasting: [link]


Atropa - Jul 26, 2007 8:43:09 am PDT #349 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Happy birthday Kat! I hope today is the day you need and want it to be.

Awww, Dylan is so cute! Which is no surprise at all, actually.

Today is "Talk about your career plans!" meeting day with the boss. I'm supposed to answer questions like What have I done that I enjoy doing? What do I want to do more of? What do I want to learn about? Where do I see myself in 3/5/10 years?

Ugh. There is no way I can answer those honestly, because honest answers would be ones like "I've spent a lot of time on the Web while getting paid. I like that, and I'd like to do more of it."