I want to know more about Hitler's girlfriend's purse.
Like, are there secret compartments filled with cyanide capsules? Condoms with swastikas on them?
Jayne: You wanna go, little man? Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 07, 2007 5:25:56 am PDT #2950 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dana - Aug 07, 2007 5:27:59 am PDT #2951 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Any mention of Hitler and Eva Braun always brings me to The Producers.
Adolf Elizabeth Hitler?
Kat - Aug 07, 2007 5:33:42 am PDT #2952 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Oh, Kat-- don't forget you know people on UCLA's medical plans, if that'll help your decision.
Yeah, it's a question about Grace's continuity of care. If I move insurances, then what happens to her? Will they cover her still? Even though it's the same company?
Theodosia - Aug 07, 2007 5:36:28 am PDT #2953 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I can't imagine the provenance on Eva Braun's handbag could be very verifiable.
My friend Ian knows a guy who works for an LA hospital and had a sideline on selling medical appliances once used by celebrities, like (made up example!) Johnny Carson's discarded pacemaker, which aside from being unbelievably skeevy, just strikes me as so very subject to fraud, because how do you verify that a certain device came from where he said it did? What's to prevent him from acquiring Joe Blow's dentures and passing them off as Liberace's (madeup example!)
tommyrot - Aug 07, 2007 5:39:24 am PDT #2954 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can't imagine the provenance on Eva Braun's handbag could be very verifiable.
What if it has a name tag that says, "Property of Mrs. Hitler"?
Theodosia - Aug 07, 2007 5:41:55 am PDT #2955 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Aw, tommy -- I have some swampland in NJ that you might be interested in purchasing, then.
§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 5:44:49 am PDT #2956 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I chose hospital. And now I have to get off the blackberry, because I can't focus right now.
Fucking stupid head.
Oh- I have a book about the sex lives of great dictator (is ignominious to be dominated by "lesser" dictator?), and all I can remember about Adolph, is skeeve but not specifics. I can look it up should I ever go back home.
tommyrot - Aug 07, 2007 5:48:15 am PDT #2957 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Aw, tommy -- I have some swampland in NJ that you might be interested in purchasing, then.
Did it belong to Hitler?
msbelle - Aug 07, 2007 5:48:38 am PDT #2958 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Jessica - Aug 07, 2007 5:56:02 am PDT #2959 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The DVD set of Kitchen Confidential. Screamingly funny
Already got 'em!